Yay, we finally got to see Nathalie Emmanuel nude in Game of Thrones. In this one, episode 8 of season 4, titled “The Mountain and The Viper”, the scribe Missandei reveals what we’ve been waiting to see all the way since last season. Or was it the second season? I don’t recall, but British fappers may recognize her from even before that, back from 2006 when she showed up in the UK soapie, Hollyoaks. The more fap-savvy Britons, however, might recognize her better from another television series, Misfits, where the young actress flashed her ass for a few seconds in one episode. That was the closest to a nude scene we’d had up until this very fateful night.
Fortunately, we no longer have to strain our eyes and balls to a quick ass shot since we now have honest-to-God footage of Nathalie Emmanuel naked, courtesy of the wonderfully pervy producers of the great Game of Thrones. The scene begins with Grey Worm, the leader of the Unsullied, taking a dip in a river. As he comes out from under the water, he spies a completely nude Missandei either bathing or strangely doing her laundry naked… or both, I suppose. There’s a terrific boob swing as she scrubs out what I’m assuming is her clothing. She then stands up, giving us an ass shot that is unfortunately out of focus, an ironic move considering her prior brush with ass nudity. After this, the camera pulls back to her front, and although we are not graced with a full frontal shot, we do get to watch her try to cover up her small, firm tits as that creepy little bastard leers on.
I honestly didn’t think we’d be seeing Nathalie Emmanuel topless. Not that I’m complaining, but this scene really did blindside me. I guess there is some merit to this season as far as nudity is concerned after all. Yes, I know I owe y’all the Carice Van Houten nude scene from last week. I didn’t forget. I really was out of town and just got home this weekend. I’ll put that one up within the week hopefully. Remember to check out the Game of Thrones Gigapost for all the other nude scenes from the show, and keep an eye on the Season 4 Gigapost page for any surprises from the final two episodes of this season. Also, consider subscribing to the feed to get the updates delivered straight to you. All right, here’s the Nathalie Emmanuel nude scene from this night’s episode.
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YES! It’s finally happened. The first leaked pictures of the full frontal Scarlett Johansson nude scene from Under The Skin. Pretty good resolution too. This’ll definitely tide us over until the blu-ray release. Click the images below to open ‘em bigger.
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May 6: Well, this is embarrassing. We’re halfway through season 4 and still no nude scene from a major (or even named) character. For shame, HBO. For shame.
May 20: Yes, I know, we got a terrific Carice Van Houten nude scene in this Sunday’s episode. Unfortunately the one episode of the season with the proper nude scene caught me while I was and still am out of town. I should be back home and have it up this weekend hopefully. Sorry for the blue balls, everyone.
The Alexandra Daddario nude scene from True Detective has finally aired! Sweet lord in heaven, it is spectacular. For the uninitiated amongst us, although the actress has been in a lot of teasy roles, she had never actually gone and done a proper nude scene until now. The most notable of said roles would have to be in last year’s Texas Chainsaw 3D. Firstly, throughout practically the entire movie, whatever she’s wearing above the waist only covers her breasts, and just barely, at that. And then there’s even a scene where she gets her shirt ripped wide open, exposing probably around 80 percent of her massive boobies, and still no nipple. That whole movie was a blue-baller. I mean, what kind of slasher film has no nudity?
NOTE: Following a request by HBO, all images have been removed from this post in accordance with copyright law.
Other features in which we just barely saw Alexandra Daddario naked include The Attic, in which she’s soaping up her wet titties but covering her nipples the entire time, and NBC’s Conviction, where we get some great sideboob as she’s lying in a bed. Also, there’s a hint of areola peeking out from under her in the latter. But now we no longer need to focus on near misses like that, for HBO have given us a total buffet of fappability. We’ve got two Alexandra Daddario nude scene in this night’s episode, the second one of the season.
In the first scene in which we see Alexandra Daddario’s boobs, the actual nudity lasts for about half a minute or so. Really though, the treats start a whole lot earlier. For around a minute and a half before the puppies get released, the Percy Jackson actress is wandering around the house in boy shorts and a very loose, very thin white undershirt. She’s wearing no bra underneath, which gives her monsters a nice free motion from behind her top. Also, the room is apparently pretty cold, since we’ve got a clear view of the shape of her rock-hard nipples poking through her barely-there clothing. Woody Harrelson’s character producers a pair of handcuffs, but our girl has other ideas and handcuffs him to the bed instead.
And this is where the magic happens, where we finally see Alexandra Daddario’s tits on screen. Just past 17 minutes into the episode, while straddling Woody, she arches back and slowly pulls her top off, giving us the most incredible view of her cannons. We then get some sideboob from a rear angle before the camera switched back to the front as she turns around and gets off the guy (no, not that way… well, that way too, I suppose). She then bends over while slowly pulling her panties down, giving us both an amazing look at her ass as well as a nice look at her boobs as they hand from her chest like ripe summer apples, inviting you to pluck them and vigourously beat off before… actually, this analogy isn’t working.
We don’t quite get a full frontal shot here, but we do get the best look ever of Alexandra Daddario topless as the camera pans up her completely naked body. Those whom I’ve spoken to know I’m a “full-body man” more so than an “ass man” or a “tit man”, and while we don’t quite get the elusive vagina shot here, it’s still pretty damn good as far as nude scenes go. She then re-straddles Woody and begins undoing his belt. More full body side shots as she does so. As with the last scene, we got a good bit of real estate from her crotch area on screen, but no money shot… yet. After his trousers are off, the Annabeth Chase actress begins going down on Woody – whose name has never been more appropriate, by the way – giving us a few bounces of sideboob along the way.
This first scene ends there, but a second scene opens with Alexandra Daddario’s ass on screen about 22 minutes into the episode, because clearly making us wait more than five minutes for more nudity would have been cruel. This scene has her on top of Woody, presumably after the sex act is over, although we’re not shown it. She’s uncuffing the guy while talking to him with her tits in his face, but alas, she’s wearing her tank top now. And it’s too bad too. One of the shots in this scene has a nice close-up of what would have been her bare breasts, but all we see is fabric instead. At this point I was a little disappointed, but that faded away pretty quickly, almost instantly, in fact.
While we don’t see Alexandra Daddario’s breasts in this scene, after she’s done uncuffing Woody, she climbs off him, and the camera looks her dead in the crotch as she stretches her right leg out to get over. Remember now, she’s wearing her shirt, but she ain’t wearing any panties or anything like that. Although the dim lighting keeps it from getting too explicit, it feels like that’s fighting a losing battle since the well-lit and cream-colored couch between her legs gives us an incredible silhouette of her pussy, even featuring a very clear outline of her lips – yes, those ones – protruding brazenly between her legs. For an actress who has had an absolute no-nudity policy until now, this is one hell of a first nude scene.
So there we go, if you thought the Alexandra Daddario sex scene in Texas Chainsaw was too tame, you can now watch True Detective. If you thought we didn’t see enough of her nipple in Conviction, you can now watch True Detective. If you thought the Percy Jackson films would be better as pseudo-pornos, you can now watch True Detective. And if, like me, you’re holding your fingers so tight that they’re on the verge of snapping, hoping for another Alexandra Daddario nude scene, keep watching True Detective on HBO Sunday nights at 9 and pray that the producers have filmed more treats for us. Oh, Lili Simmons is in the show too. We know how much nudity she provided in Banshee, so hopefully she’ll carry that trend over to here. All right, the Alexandra Daddario nude clip and caps are below. Don’t say I never did nothin’ for y’all.
This would be the glorious New Year’s post I was planning, the ten million Amber Heard nude scenes from The Informers. In this movie, I think she’s in two or three scenes where she’s not naked, and in all the rest – five in total – she’s either completely nude or topless. That’s one reason I wanted this as the big opening post of the year, the other reason of course being that Amber Heard is one of the most beautiful women on the planet and practically the earthly manifestation of perfection. For those who aren’t aware of why this ended up as the second post, I got the leaked caps from the upcoming Alexandra Daddario nude scenes the other day and just couldn’t delay posting those while I worked on getting the 200 caps ready for this.
Yes, you actually need 200 stills from this movie to truly appreciate the wonder of Amber Heard naked before your eyes. That and five different videos – which I’ve edited into one for everyone’s convenience. This is the third Amber Heard nude scene – or rather, the third film in which she’s appeared nude – out of a total of five. Yet, this is not only the best one, but probably the only truly great one. Her first dates back to 2004, where at the tender age of 18, she got her tits out in Friday Night Lights. Nothing spectacular, though. Her breasts only barely appear on the screen. It’s one of those goddamn timid nude scenes. Incidentally, this was her first film role, and shy of a few months, her first acting role. Off to a good start, I guess.
We kind of got an Amber Heard sex scene a few years later in Alpha Dog, but as I’ve discussed in that post, I have many gripes with that. The scene is too dark, the camera is too far away, and she’s even wearing pasties half the time. Now the same year The Informers came out, another movie with an Amber Heard nude scene did, namely The Joneses. Not counting The Informers, The Joneses contains the least disappointing nude scene with the actress. We get a few – well, one – lingering shot at her perky breast and nipple (yes, just the one) in what must have been a rather cold room, but overall, the scene is still too dark and too fast moving for one to really hit top gear – or even get out of first – while fapping to it.
I’ve heard we see Amber Heard topless in The Rum Diaries. I confess I haven’t watched that movie yet, but if what I’m seeing on the internet regarding her nude scene in it is all there is, then it’s definitely nothing I’d jump over. Maybe if she hadn’t done another nude scene, I’d be frothing at the mouth at the thought, but with The Informers in my arsenal, I never need to settle for anything less. Well, until she does a full frontal nude scene, that is. Oh lawdy, I’ll probably fap myself to death if/when that happens.
Speaking of The Informers, we see Amber Heard naked in the very first scene she’s in (not counting the intro), where she’s on top of a guy while just finishing having sex. OK, so she’s completely nude here, and you can see a very large percentage of her crotch area. No pussy lips in view, tragically, but let’s just say that if she wasn’t clean-shaven, this scene would probably go down in history as the best sidebush to ever grace screens the world over. See, this is one of my arguments against completely shaving down there. There’s so much less real estate to gawk at when you do. I get it, no one like pubes in their teeth, but come on, ladies, ain’t no need to go all the way now.
We get some spectacular looks at Amber Heard’s tits as she’s rolling around and arching like a cat in bed, the camera always nearby. The next scene is even more incredible because it’s slightly better lit and we get some full body shots, which are, of course, great for those of us who are not ass-men or tit-men so much as whole-package-men. In this scene, she’s dancing to a song that’s playing while topless and with two guys rubbing their hands all over her. Goddamn, those were some lucky fucking actors. We get a few ass shots here, for those who were waiting for it, but alas, the panties never come off.
The third Amber Heard nude scene in The Informers is great, and to no one’s surprise, the third scene in which she appears in the movie. Here she’s in a bikini – well, the bottom half of a bikini anyway – and laying out on a deck chair on the roof of a building, soaking in the sun. She gets up to go grab a drink and then flirts with two guys and another topless girl, all while topless herself, of course. This scene sort of leads into another one where she’s in a foursome with said two guys and girl, and looking lustily at the camera while getting railed from behind. We see a few peeks of nipple in this scene, but it’s nothing particularly graphic. And all of this is packed within the first half-hour of the movie, if you can believe that.
The last time we see Amber Heard’s boobs in The Informers is past an hour in, when she’s lying in a bed completely nude and sandwiched between two dudes. Don’t get too excited, though. Her crotch area and tits are completely covered up for the entirety of the scene. A little corner of areola sort of sticks out from behind the guy’s arm at one point, but it’s definitely a you-blink-you-miss-it type of affair. Well, friends, I hope I have not disappointed with the epic 2014 New Year’s post (that’s actually the second one, but whatever). I know y’all have requested this many times, so there’s my Christmas present to all of those fellows. Caps and video clip of all of the Amber Heard nude scenes from The Informers below.
OK, so I had another huge post planned as a very special first offering for the new year, but that one’s gonna have to give up its spot because there are now bona fide – bonerfied, even – leaked caps of the Alexandra Daddario nude scene from the upcoming HBO series, True Detective. Honestly, I come before you – figuratively and literally – in shame that I hadn’t even heard that this was happening, despite the fact that the rumors have been floating around the internet for months now. On the other hand, it’s fucking awesome for me that I didn’t have to spend all that time in suspense and with only empty words as my fapping fuel. Now we’ve got actual photographic evidence.
So how much of Alexandra Daddario naked do we actually see. The fellows at Recapped have some information for us regarding that. This is pretty much my only source of solid info on the topic – and probably the only source out there for the time being – so I’m just gonna drop some direct quotes on what to expect. “About 13 minutes into the 2nd episode of True Detective, Alexandra Daddario answers the door in a white polo with no bra underneath and pink shorts… As Alexandra bends over to poor some wine, Woody [Harrelson] pulls down her shorts a bit and we see the top of Alexandra’s ass.”
“Alexandra then straddles Woody, handcuffs him, and reads him his Miranda Rights. Alexandra then pulls off her top, gets off of Woody, turns around, bends down a bit, and pulls down her shorts. We get a great view of Alexandra’s ass and can maybe see a little something between her legs as we see her ass straight on. We then see a hint of muff as Alexandra turns around and straddles Woody again. Then Alexandra unbuckles Woody’s pants and begins to go down on him off screen. The entire scene is just over two minutes long with the nudity starting about a minute and a half in.”
“But that’s not all. About 19 minutes into episode 2, we see a far shot of Alexandra straddling Woody as she removes his cuffs. Alexandra is wearing the polo again but is bottomless so we see her ass. The camera then switches to a closer side view and as Alexandra gets off of Woody we can almost see a brief but clear view of her pussy. Although it’s shadowy, there does not appear to be a merkin as there’s not a lot of hair down there and you can kind of see a bit of lip. Alexandra, still bottomless, is now sitting to the right of Woody as they have a conversation.”
“Alexandra reaches toward the camera to grab the wine bottle and we get a better look of her muff as she repositions and again there is no evidence of a merkin. Alexandra then turns around and we see most of her ass as she bends over to her right. Unfortunately, the bottom part of her ass is just off screen so you don’t see any vag from behind. The camera then switches to in front of Alexandra and we see part of her ass as Woody starts kissing it before it pans off of her reaction. This scene is just under two minutes long.”
You guys catch that? The scene is full frontal. Motherfucking full frontal! Good God in heaven this is incredible. If there were any doubts in my mind as to whether 2014 is going to be a good year, they have now all melted away. A comet could hit the planet and cause widespread devastation, but as long as I have this scene to fap to on my bicycle-powered laptop in my underground bunker, I’ll feel as though I haven’t a care in the world. Thank you, HBO, for always taking care of your viewers’ fapping needs. Game of Thrones, True Blood, now this… I feel spoiled by their benevolence.
I don’t really know whom to give credit to for the leaked screenshots. I don’t know who leaked them, and I don’t even know who posted them online first. I found them scattered over the internet, with many in various posts on Imgur, but even reverse image searching just brings me to more of the same results without a clear source. There’s no identifying watermark either. Well, whoever you are, person who leaked this, I want you to know that you’re my hero. I’ve done a bit of color correction on the pics in order to make the detail more easily visible. The resolution is low, so the quality suffered a bit as a result, but I don’t think it’s too bad. If demand dictates, I’ll post the unedited versions too.
The available information states that the episode that these are taken from is due to air on January 19. Rest assured that I will do everything in my power to record the show that night and post video and caps as soon as possible. Unless something comes up, look out for the post with HD clips and caps of the Alexandra Daddario nude scene from True Detective the morning – or latest, the afternoon – of January 20. And if you want that delivered straight to you when it’s posted, feel free to subscribe to the feed. Fappy New Year, bitches.
British public television is truly looking out for fappers everywhere with the Rebecca Hall nude scene in Parade’s End. I actually mistook the BBC series as having put out the first ever nude scene from the English actress, but it turns out that not only is it not her first, but it’s not even her second. Yes, she’s done two more nude scenes prior to this. She went nude in the British independent horror film, The Awakening. It’s not much, though. Just a bit of sideboob for a short while. We do see some more tits and ass from the made-for-television movie Wide Sargasso Sea, but again it’s nothing particularly graphic nor does it contain any nice, long lingering shots.
Now Parade’s End is a different story. We get a pretty damn good view of Rebecca Hall naked in the second episode of the miniseries when she goes in for a bath. She enters a room wearing a silky robe before taking it off and handing it to a maid. Unfortunately, in true BBC fashion, it’s all tits and no bush. The UK seems very shy about full frontal nudity, and indeed, it is absent for this scene. But don’t fret, for she spends the next two minutes just soaking naked in a bath tub, interacting with her maid and then a very awkward, very blond Benedict Cumberbatch. In the end she stands up from the bath tub, and this time not only do we still not get the crotch shot, but the camera operator is apparently so infatuated with Cumberbatch’s Picasso-esque face, that he doesn’t once break focus on him to give us a crisp view of the naked actress in the background.
It’s all good, though. For all the movies she’s done, we really haven’t had too many great chances to see Rebecca Hall topless; this definitely bucks that trend. And it’s certainly a huge step up from Lay The Favorite, in which a group of women all lie on a roof, suntanning topless, but our girl is wearing a bikini top. Though we did get to see Laura Prepon nude there for the first time. And then that ended up getting overshadowed by her nude scene in Orange is the New Black with Taylor Schilling, which was of course her first nude scene. Hm, it’s like playing Six Degrees of Rebecca Hall’s Tits. Speaking of, I’ve cut about 40 seconds of video from the middle since it’s all shoulders and no boobs, but you can download the clip with the good parts and check out the caps below.
This year’s Christmas miracle is gonna be the unexpected but totally awesome Paula Patton nude scene in 2 Guns. The funny thing was that unlike something like the Rosario Dawson nude scene in Trance, no one talked about the fact that Paula Patton got her boobs out for this movie. It made it that much more satisfying when they just appeared on the screen like some unexpected birthday present from a distant relative. We’ve all been waiting to see Paula Patton nude – or should I say, nude again – since 2006′s Déjà Vu, another movie in which she starred alongside Denzel Washington, and another movie in which he stares at her tits creepily. Of course, Déjà Vu was the creepier of the two since in that one, he actually went as far as bend the space-time continuum just to watch her breasts in the shower. I’m not joking. That’s literally what he does in that film.
As for 2 Guns, we see Paula Patton naked pretty close to the beginning. One moment she’s talking clothes, and the next, bam, the camera is hungrily panning up her naked body, her nipple taking up most of the screen. I suppose it’s pretty ironic how graphic this specific shot is, since for the entire rest of the scene, her boobs are mostly concealed by her hair. I mean, sure, her nipples poke out from behind her locks, but you kinda need to freeze frame it to get the full experience. Well, you don’t need to because I’ve already done it for you. No need to thank me all at once. Anyway, to make up for the fact that you have to really search for her tits, the scene was filmed in a very cold room, so her nipples really get out from behind her hair all on their own.
So there we go, if you’ve been searching in vain for Paula Patton topless pictures for the past years, now you have a nice little set to fap to. And by the way, the movie itself was pretty good. For real. The trailers made it look crap, and I didn’t go into it expecting much, but it turns out everyone who recommended it to me was right. There’s even a second post-sex scene with the actress, but this time she’s wearing her bra. Boo. Video clip and caps of the finest moments from the Paula Patton nude scene from 2 Guns are below. Merry Christmas, y’all!
This isn’t the first time I’ve posted about this actress, but I don’t feel like anyone would be complaining about there being too many Jessica Chastain nude scenes online. She’s had an incredible career since I covered her last nude scene exactly one year ago to the day. I like to think my hard-hitting journalism is what set off the chain reaction of Zero Dark Thirty getting the acclaim it did, and then eventually going on to have her nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress. Of course, that ended up going to Jennifer Lawrence, which frankly is a shame. I mean, we ain’t even seen those titties yet, and you gonna give her an Oscar? Man, please.
Now, we didn’t see Jessica Chastain naked in Zero Dark Thirty, nor for that matter did we see her nude in Mama, yet another box office topper from 2013 with her in the lead role (again, JC, you’re welcome for the exposure). We did, however, get a full frontal Jessica Chastain nude scene in last year’s Lawless, which y’all know I’ve covered here. Yes, the scene was pretty dark, but with a hefty dose of color correction and admittedly a bit of a sacrifice in picture quality, we could get a nice good look at that elusive bush and everything else that was hiding in the darkness. Not that I don’t wish it was better lit, but you fap to the hand you’re dealt.
Speaking of fapping, when should you be expecting to fap to her in Jolene? Well, pretty early on in the movie, we see Jessica Chastain topless while she’s having sex with an old dude in a kitchen. This scene is pretty tame, unfortunately. We see some sideboob, but she’s pressed up against a guy, so her right nipple is only barely in view and her left nipple is AWOL. The scene is also fairly dark and she’s a distance away from the camera. Looking through the frames one by one, it’s really even less explicit than it looks while playing. It’s more of a teaser than anything else. It’s the same with the next scene in which we see Jessica Chastain nude. She’s in juvie, and just like anything that treads even remotely into women-in-prison territory, there’s a group shower scene. The camera pans across the room, showing several extras wet and completely naked, then it goes over to our heroine, and she’s sitting there covering up everything.
By this point I was beginning to feel a bit robbed, but that didn’t last long, as no more than 10 minutes later, the director gave us an awesome Jessica Chastain sex scene with a lesbian guard. If you’re beginning to notice a theme here, you’ll either be very happy or very bummed when I tell you that this is not some 70′s tribute women-in-prison film. This specific story arc lasts for about 10 minutes, before following the character across the United States, fueling her trip through the Southwest by prostituting her out to truckers (the only group that Hollywood portrays worse than soldiers), and eventually finding herself in Las Vegas where she works as a stripper – excuse me, I meant “exotic dancer” – at one of those “this is a totally classy joint and definitely not a strip club for rich pervs” places.
This is the holy grail of Jessica Chastain nude scenes right here. We get something like a minute and a half of continuous footage of her boobs from every angle as she gyrates and contorts on an apparently freezing cold stage while creepy dudes leer on. Watching this felt like the director reached his hand through my screen and got me off in the most direct way possible. Seriously, the only thing this scene is missing is full frontal nudity and stronger lighting. Other than that, it’s a wet dream come true.
So there we go, if you think you haven’t seen enough nudity from Jessica Chastain, Jolene is your next stop. In fact, if you’ve already seen Lawless, Jolene is the only stop you’ve got left. This movie came out back in 2008, her first feature role, and like any desperate actress, she filled all the nude scene requirements. Sadly, she didn’t get her clothes off again for the next four years until Lawless, and now that she’s truly hit it big, probably won’t be doing so again. Though one can always dream. So there we go, clip and caps of Jessica Chastain nude in Jolene are below.