The Alexandra Daddario nude scene from True Detective has finally aired! Sweet lord in heaven, it is spectacular. For the uninitiated amongst us, although the actress has been in a lot of teasy roles, she had never actually gone and done a proper nude scene until now. The most notable of said roles would have to be in last year’s Texas Chainsaw 3D. Firstly, throughout practically the entire movie, whatever she’s wearing above the waist only covers her breasts, and just barely, at that. And then there’s even a scene where she gets her shirt ripped wide open, exposing probably around 80 percent of her massive boobies, and still no nipple. That whole movie was a blue-baller. I mean, what kind of slasher film has no nudity?
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Other features in which we just barely saw Alexandra Daddario naked include The Attic, in which she’s soaping up her wet titties but covering her nipples the entire time, and NBC’s Conviction, where we get some great sideboob as she’s lying in a bed. Also, there’s a hint of areola peeking out from under her in the latter. But now we no longer need to focus on near misses like that, for HBO have given us a total buffet of fappability. We’ve got two Alexandra Daddario nude scene in this night’s episode, the second one of the season.
In the first scene in which we see Alexandra Daddario’s boobs, the actual nudity lasts for about half a minute or so. Really though, the treats start a whole lot earlier. For around a minute and a half before the puppies get released, the Percy Jackson actress is wandering around the house in boy shorts and a very loose, very thin white undershirt. She’s wearing no bra underneath, which gives her monsters a nice free motion from behind her top. Also, the room is apparently pretty cold, since we’ve got a clear view of the shape of her rock-hard nipples poking through her barely-there clothing. Woody Harrelson’s character producers a pair of handcuffs, but our girl has other ideas and handcuffs him to the bed instead.
And this is where the magic happens, where we finally see Alexandra Daddario’s tits on screen. Just past 17 minutes into the episode, while straddling Woody, she arches back and slowly pulls her top off, giving us the most incredible view of her cannons. We then get some sideboob from a rear angle before the camera switched back to the front as she turns around and gets off the guy (no, not that way… well, that way too, I suppose). She then bends over while slowly pulling her panties down, giving us both an amazing look at her ass as well as a nice look at her boobs as they hand from her chest like ripe summer apples, inviting you to pluck them and vigourously beat off before… actually, this analogy isn’t working.
We don’t quite get a full frontal shot here, but we do get the best look ever of Alexandra Daddario topless as the camera pans up her completely naked body. Those whom I’ve spoken to know I’m a “full-body man” more so than an “ass man” or a “tit man”, and while we don’t quite get the elusive vagina shot here, it’s still pretty damn good as far as nude scenes go. She then re-straddles Woody and begins undoing his belt. More full body side shots as she does so. As with the last scene, we got a good bit of real estate from her crotch area on screen, but no money shot… yet. After his trousers are off, the Annabeth Chase actress begins going down on Woody – whose name has never been more appropriate, by the way – giving us a few bounces of sideboob along the way.
This first scene ends there, but a second scene opens with Alexandra Daddario’s ass on screen about 22 minutes into the episode, because clearly making us wait more than five minutes for more nudity would have been cruel. This scene has her on top of Woody, presumably after the sex act is over, although we’re not shown it. She’s uncuffing the guy while talking to him with her tits in his face, but alas, she’s wearing her tank top now. And it’s too bad too. One of the shots in this scene has a nice close-up of what would have been her bare breasts, but all we see is fabric instead. At this point I was a little disappointed, but that faded away pretty quickly, almost instantly, in fact.
While we don’t see Alexandra Daddario’s breasts in this scene, after she’s done uncuffing Woody, she climbs off him, and the camera looks her dead in the crotch as she stretches her right leg out to get over. Remember now, she’s wearing her shirt, but she ain’t wearing any panties or anything like that. Although the dim lighting keeps it from getting too explicit, it feels like that’s fighting a losing battle since the well-lit and cream-colored couch between her legs gives us an incredible silhouette of her pussy, even featuring a very clear outline of her lips – yes, those ones – protruding brazenly between her legs. For an actress who has had an absolute no-nudity policy until now, this is one hell of a first nude scene.
So there we go, if you thought the Alexandra Daddario sex scene in Texas Chainsaw was too tame, you can now watch True Detective. If you thought we didn’t see enough of her nipple in Conviction, you can now watch True Detective. If you thought the Percy Jackson films would be better as pseudo-pornos, you can now watch True Detective. And if, like me, you’re holding your fingers so tight that they’re on the verge of snapping, hoping for another Alexandra Daddario nude scene, keep watching True Detective on HBO Sunday nights at 9 and pray that the producers have filmed more treats for us. Oh, Lili Simmons is in the show too. We know how much nudity she provided in Banshee, so hopefully she’ll carry that trend over to here. All right, the Alexandra Daddario nude clip and caps are below. Don’t say I never did nothin’ for y’all.