OK, so I had another huge post planned as a very special first offering for the new year, but that one’s gonna have to give up its spot because there are now bona fide – bonerfied, even – leaked caps of the Alexandra Daddario nude scene from the upcoming HBO series, True Detective. Honestly, I come before you – figuratively and literally – in shame that I hadn’t even heard that this was happening, despite the fact that the rumors have been floating around the internet for months now. On the other hand, it’s fucking awesome for me that I didn’t have to spend all that time in suspense and with only empty words as my fapping fuel. Now we’ve got actual photographic evidence.
So how much of Alexandra Daddario naked do we actually see. The fellows at Recapped have some information for us regarding that. This is pretty much my only source of solid info on the topic – and probably the only source out there for the time being – so I’m just gonna drop some direct quotes on what to expect. “About 13 minutes into the 2nd episode of True Detective, Alexandra Daddario answers the door in a white polo with no bra underneath and pink shorts… As Alexandra bends over to poor some wine, Woody [Harrelson] pulls down her shorts a bit and we see the top of Alexandra’s ass.”
“Alexandra then straddles Woody, handcuffs him, and reads him his Miranda Rights. Alexandra then pulls off her top, gets off of Woody, turns around, bends down a bit, and pulls down her shorts. We get a great view of Alexandra’s ass and can maybe see a little something between her legs as we see her ass straight on. We then see a hint of muff as Alexandra turns around and straddles Woody again. Then Alexandra unbuckles Woody’s pants and begins to go down on him off screen. The entire scene is just over two minutes long with the nudity starting about a minute and a half in.”
“But that’s not all. About 19 minutes into episode 2, we see a far shot of Alexandra straddling Woody as she removes his cuffs. Alexandra is wearing the polo again but is bottomless so we see her ass. The camera then switches to a closer side view and as Alexandra gets off of Woody we can almost see a brief but clear view of her pussy. Although it’s shadowy, there does not appear to be a merkin as there’s not a lot of hair down there and you can kind of see a bit of lip. Alexandra, still bottomless, is now sitting to the right of Woody as they have a conversation.”
“Alexandra reaches toward the camera to grab the wine bottle and we get a better look of her muff as she repositions and again there is no evidence of a merkin. Alexandra then turns around and we see most of her ass as she bends over to her right. Unfortunately, the bottom part of her ass is just off screen so you don’t see any vag from behind. The camera then switches to in front of Alexandra and we see part of her ass as Woody starts kissing it before it pans off of her reaction. This scene is just under two minutes long.”
You guys catch that? The scene is full frontal. Motherfucking full frontal! Good God in heaven this is incredible. If there were any doubts in my mind as to whether 2014 is going to be a good year, they have now all melted away. A comet could hit the planet and cause widespread devastation, but as long as I have this scene to fap to on my bicycle-powered laptop in my underground bunker, I’ll feel as though I haven’t a care in the world. Thank you, HBO, for always taking care of your viewers’ fapping needs. Game of Thrones, True Blood, now this… I feel spoiled by their benevolence.
I don’t really know whom to give credit to for the leaked screenshots. I don’t know who leaked them, and I don’t even know who posted them online first. I found them scattered over the internet, with many in various posts on Imgur, but even reverse image searching just brings me to more of the same results without a clear source. There’s no identifying watermark either. Well, whoever you are, person who leaked this, I want you to know that you’re my hero. I’ve done a bit of color correction on the pics in order to make the detail more easily visible. The resolution is low, so the quality suffered a bit as a result, but I don’t think it’s too bad. If demand dictates, I’ll post the unedited versions too.
The available information states that the episode that these are taken from is due to air on January 19. Rest assured that I will do everything in my power to record the show that night and post video and caps as soon as possible. Unless something comes up, look out for the post with HD clips and caps of the Alexandra Daddario nude scene from True Detective the morning – or latest, the afternoon – of January 20. And if you want that delivered straight to you when it’s posted, feel free to subscribe to the feed. Fappy New Year, bitches.