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Jennifer Jason Leigh – Fast Times at Ridgemont High – Blu-ray

Finishing off with Fast Times at Ridgemont High, here are the two Jennifer Jason Leigh nude scenes. Unlike Phoebe Cates, whose nudity in Fast Times made her boobies famous beyond measure, JJL didn’t gain quite the same reputation from the film. It jump-started her career, no doubt about that, but it was her later nude scenes in Flesh and Blood and Single White Female that folks will most often default to when the topic is in the air. Not that that’s where it ended, though. I’d probably use up an entire paragraph just listing out every single film containing a nude scene with the actress, so I reckon I’ll just stick to her nudity in Fast Times.

The film contains two Jennifer Jason Leigh sex scenes. The first one has the young protagonist losing her virginity to some scumbag stereo salesman at a baseball field. It’s about as brief and romantic as the graffiti on the walls behind them. Her second nude scene has the actress undressing for a different but equally sleazy guy, before the two have sex on a couch in a changing room. Homeboy cums in a few seconds, and the rest of the scene focuses on JJL sitting on the couch, dissatisfied and completely naked, while the guy gets dressed and leaves without a word. I truly admire the producers’ dedication to realism.

So with nudity from both Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh, Fast Times at Ridgemont High doesn’t really need any more reasons to get you to watch it. It has plenty anyway, though. If you live in the permanent grip of nostalgia, as I do, then you’ll love this film. It’s practically oozing Essence de 80s, from the music to the outfits to the retina-searing ultra-saturated colors. If neither that nor good comedy wins you over… well, there’s boobies. Clips and caps of the Jennifer Jason Leigh nude scene are below. Enjoy.
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Phoebe Cates – Fast Times at Ridgemont High – Blu-ray

Consistently rated as the single greatest instance of cinematic nudity in the history of ever, I figure it’s about time I post the Phoebe Cates nude scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Little bit of history: this movie is often referred to as containing the actress’ first nude scene, no doubt a belief held as the movie was filmed just after she’d turned 18. But Fast Times was actually not Phoebe Cates’ nude debut. She had filmed the Blue Lagoon knock-off, Paradise, a few months prior, and not only was that film her first nude role, but it also remains the only movie to exhibit full frontal nudity by the young actress.

As for the Phoebe Cates Fast Times scene, while admittedly much more brief than its predecessor, that hasn’t stopped it from shooting into the farthest heights of fame and engraving itself into the memories of all pubescent boys of the 80s and beyond. The scene begins with Judge Reinhold peeking out of his bathroom window as The Cars’ Moving In Stereo plays while his little sister’s friend climbs out of the backyard pool in a skimpy red bikini. The moment then blends into a fantasy in which Phoebe Cates confesses her attraction to the lanky protagonist and undoes her bikini top, revealing her amazing wet breasts, while walking towards the camera in slow motion. Now that’s cinematic superiority right there.

Don’t let seeing Phoebe Cates naked be the only reason you watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High, though. You can also watch it to see Jennifer Jason Leigh naked. Coincidentally, this movie screened her second nude scene by a few months too. In fact, it was pretty much a launch pad for quite a long list of actors, and… well, all of them are back to being nobodies now, but it’s nonetheless hard to deny the cultural impact Fast Times has had. Apparently enough so to be archived in the Library of Congress, but I like to imagine that’s just so that our intrepid politicians can sneak in for quick faps between sessions. Anyway, video clip and caps of the iconic Phoebe Cates nude scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High are below in 1080p resolution, fresh from the blu-ray.
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Ashley Hinshaw – About Cherry – Blu-ray

Today’s post will feature the Ashley Hinshaw nude scenes from About Cherry. She gets naked three times during the film, though we never get a full frontal nude scene, which I suppose is pretty odd for a movie about the porn industry. Unlike last week’s porn-themed film, Boogie Nights, in which the gorgeous Heather Graham flashes her amazing bush, we only get topless shots in About Cherry. Ashley Hinshaw has great titties, though, so it’s all good.

We first see Ashley Hinshaw naked in About Cherry when she’s referred to a photographer that does nude glamor shots… or something. He entices her to take her top off and takes a few photos of her as she coyly plays with a fur. The second time we see Ashley Hinshaw naked, she’s moved up in the world and is filming her first nude feature for a San Francisco internet porn company. Dressed as a “naughty schoolgirl”, the director, played by Heather Graham (see how I brought it back around) gets her to strip off her clothing while a camera crew films her. Large parts of this scene are shown as the film’s cameraman films the camera of the film’s character’s cameraman. The result is an image that’s not quite the crystal clear video we wanted, but it’s certainly still fappable. She also plays with herself while completely nude and jerking off a purple dildo, but only a few nipple shots there, nothing on the crotch.

Towards the end of the film, the last time she appears nude, we get a long-ish Ashley Hinshaw sex scene as she’s filming a porno in a studio with another dude in bed and a production crew all around them. Little bits of this nude scene are actually interspersed between another scene where she’s having an awkward conversation with her yuppie, drug-addicted boyfriend, played by James Franco, but to trim the video length down to about two minutes from a full five, I’ve cut out all of those parts and edited the shots of the sex scene as one single shot. It’ll probably come of as a little choppy, but hey, would you rather beat off while James Franco’s face pops out at you sporadically? The video clips and caps of all the Ashley Hinshaw nude scenes in About Cherry are below, captured from the blu-ray in 1080p HD resolution.
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Oona Chaplin – Game of Thrones – HD

No apologies for a lack of nudity from Game of Thrones this week, since we got a whopping four minutes worth of footage with Oona Chaplin nude. Y’all may remember the Oona Chaplin nude scene from Season 2. It was the first time we saw Talisa nude and one of the last nude scenes of that season, but you probably remember it for something else. I’m referring, of course, to the decision to make it fit for a 90s PG-13 action film. Though unclear whether this was a result of a limited nudity clause in the actress’ contract or simply a directorial decision, I’m now beginning to lean very much towards the former, since this latest nude scene follows the same pattern.

Our first glimpse of Oona Chaplin naked in this scene, cruelly giving us false hope that we’ll see more, is a shot going up her body from her feet while she’s having sex with Richard Madden’s Robb Stark. The camera does eventually reach the rest of her, but sadly, not a frame shows anything from the front. To compensate, we get a truckload of ass shots from just about every conceivable angle, and good Gawd, does she have a fine ass.

The scene closes off as it started with the King in the North going back for round two. Now, when I was watching this air, I was pretty sure that her titties flashed the camera for a fraction of a second. Unfortunately, when I went back to scan through frame by frame, I was actually left even less certain than I was before I did so. I’m not sure if she’s wearing pasties or if the color of her nipples is just very close to that of her skin, but while it seems as though we should have seen something, there’s nothing too obvious visible in the frames. I’ve captured all of the clearest one. You can see them below and decide for yourself. They’re the last few caps.

So yeah, that’s probably all we’ll get from Oona Chaplin, ass and sideboob. But at least she has an amazing ass, right? This post is part of the Game of Thrones Gigapost, my humble effort to archive all the greatest nude scenes from HBO’s Game of Thrones. Go bookmark that page so that you can keep track of any upcoming nude scenes from the last three episodes of the season. Also, subscribe to the feed to get all the nudity delivered straight to you as it’s published. Clip and caps of last night’s Oona Chaplin nude scene are below.
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Heather Graham – Boogie Nights – Blu-ray

A lot of people remember the amazing Heather Graham nude scenes 2002′s Killing Me Softly, but it was a movie from five years prior, Boogie Nights, which holds both her first and her more graphic nude scene. It was also probably the first film to introduce her to a much wider audience in a much wider scope, so in a way, it’s responsible for pretty much all of the nudity we got from the actress thereafter. As for its own nude scene, it is tragically short, but we get a nice, unobscured full frontal shot, so there’s not a whole lot lacking. No ass shot, though. Sorry, ass men.

The director graces us with the Heather Graham sex scene pretty close to the beginning of the film. The protagonist, played by Mark Wahlberg, is being cast for a porn film by Burt Reynolds. Helping them is Heather Graham, in the role of Rollergirl, a pornographic actress who also initiates the new actors. After she’s put on some music, she undoes her dress and pulls it up over her head, giving us the famed full frontal nude shot, bush and all. She then goes over to Marky Mark and lies down on top of him to get the ball rolling. The nude scene clocks in at less than half a minute, but that’s all right – it does its job.

Now, seeing Heather Graham naked certainly isn’t the only reason to watch Boogie Nights. It truly is one of the better films of the 90s, and if you’re trapped in a permanent sea of nostalgia like I am, you’ll also enjoy the late 70s/early 80s setting. And if none of that appeals to you, there’s a Heather Graham sex scene in it. There are actually a couple of other nude scenes in it as well, but I won’t get into that just yet. The Heather Graham nude scene from Boogie Nights is below.
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Madeline Zima – The Collector – Blu-ray

As you look over the Madeline Zima nude scene in The Collector, you may be asking yourself, “from where do I recognize this actress?” Sure, some of you may think of Californication, in which she’s perpetually nude, but even you guys have to be thinking you recognize her from somewhere else. Y’all remember a 90s sitcom called The Nanny? Yep, little Grace Sheffield has gone on to get naked in front of the cameras every chance she gets. It’s kinda awkward watching a former child star get her melons rubbed, but with nice, big cans like that, who are we to make a fuss about it?

We see Madeline Zima naked in The Collector when she enters a house with some dude who’s a little too frisky. I’m not entirely sure what happens here, because one moment she’s saying no, and the next moment she’s on her back and grinning while getting her shirt ripped open and boobies massaged. The director gives us a nice slow shot of her majestic breasts as her bra is coming off, and a few more of them from the side as she’s having sex with the guy. No full frontal nudity from her here, but hey, we can’t have it all. In fact, I don’t believe she’s ever gone full frontal nude, not even in the deliciously lecherous Californication, which has quite a lot of nude scenes with her. Truly, it’s got so many scenes with Madeline Zima nude, that I just realized I’ve spent more of this post talking about that than about The Collector. Ah well, might as well go the full mile and throw a picture in.

So there’s that, but when you get bored of watching all of the many Madeline Zima Californication nude scenes, give The Collector a look-see. The movie itself is actually really strong regarding creating solid suspense, but it could probably have done better off with less unnecessary gore… and more nudity. Well, I’ve run out of uninteresting things to say, so scroll on down to get the video clip and caps from the Madeline Zima nude scene in The Collector in sharp 1080p resolution from the blu-ray.
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Rose Leslie – Game of Thrones – HD

It’s finally happened – Rose Leslie nude in Game of Thrones. The journey has been long and full of blue balls, but the reward is here. Season 3 gave us two episodes with only nudity from extras and two more episodes with no nudity of any kind, but all is forgiven now, for the producers have bestowed upon us the greatest blessing of all. Even people who haven’t read the books knew that it was only a matter of time before Ygritte and Jon Snow got to boning, the only question was how graphic they’d make the inevitable sex scene. Most of you who are here have probably already seen it, but for those that haven’t, it most certainly did not disappoint.

Our first glimpse of Rose Leslie naked occurs as she undresses in a cave while Kit Harrington watches. The shot is frontal, and her breasts are in full view, but it cuts to another shot just as she’s about to pull her pants down past her crotch. To compensate, we get a nice, long ass shot as she bends over to finish undressing. There are several more shots of her breasts and ass from different angles during the rest of the sex scene, including one fairly close up side shot of her hard nipples, as well as some shots of her breasts swinging to and fro while she’s laying over Jon Snow (figures she’d be the top in the relationship).

Truly, the Rose Leslie sex scene is just a drop in the ocean of awesomeness that is Game of Thrones, but what I’m really hoping is that it’s also the beginning of a new class of nudity from the show. This episode was, after all, a very welcome throwback to the first two seasons where more of the main characters were getting their clothes off than the extras were. Speaking of which, you can find those at the Game of Thrones Gigapost, an archive of all nude scenes from Game of Thrones, old and new. Keep watch over that page to see for future updates of upcoming nudity from the rest of the third season. You should also subscribe to the feed for the same reason. That’s enough babbling. You’ll find the clip and caps of the Rose Leslie nude scene in the Kissed By Fire episode of Game of Thrones below. Enjoy!
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Elisabeth Moss – Top of the Lake – HD

I’m taking one from the request lines today – Elisabeth Moss nude in Top of the Lake. Elisabeth Moss is, of course, most well known for Mad Men, but the Sundance/BBC/UKTV series is coming to be a far more noticeable scribble on her resume as it contains the actress’ first ever nude scene. She goes full frontal too, although the camera is a bit too far away to see much detail during that part. But don’t worry, the direction doesn’t carry on with that trend. For the rest of her nude scenes, the camera is nice and close.

Although the series has quite a bit of nudity, we first see Elisabeth Moss naked in the fifth episode. She’s out in the woods with Tom Wright, who plays her fuck buddy, and they decide it would be a good time and place to bone. Elisabeth Moss undresses, and we get a long shot for a few seconds of her completely naked before she mounts the guy standing, after which they lay down for some more Christian sex. Here we get a few shots of her breasts while two bogans film them going at it. It’s like this scene is trying to jam as many fantasies as possible into one. Not that anyone’s complaining, of course.

There’s actually a second Elisabeth Moss sex scene in the very next episode. I won’t be including video for it since her nipples just barely appear on screen for a few flashes, although I have included said flashes and some great sideboob from that scene in the caps below. Oh, and on an unrelated note, today is Sunday, and a new Game of Thrones episode airs tonight. It notice it’s titled Kissed By Fire, so I’m really, really hoping this is the one that’s gonna feature the Rose Leslie nude scene we’ve all been waiting for. Just a few more hours and we find out. My balls are practically bursting with anticipation. Anyway, the two scenes with Elisabeth Moss nude in Top of the Lake are below.
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