Sorry for the long delay, folks. I’m hoping I can make it up to you with a rapid succession of good posts, starting with the Cerina Vincent nude scenes from Not Another Teen Movie. This one is actually a request from a while back. To the fellow who sent it in, sorry it took so long. To everyone else who’s made requests and is waiting, I’m gonna get around to them, I promise. It just takes a while. And don’t be offended if you spot one or two newer requests getting done before yours; some nude scenes are just easier to do than others. That said, I’m always open to new requests, so if anyone has any, hit the “Contact” tab at the top to send an e-mail, or make a post in the “Requests” thread on the forum. Now to more important matters…
We see Cerina Vincent naked a lot in Not Another Teen Movie. In fact, she’s nude for literally the entirety of her screen time. Her role in this… classy parody of high school movies is that of the foreign exchange student, subtly named Areola, who serves as the – in her own words – “object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.” We’re first introduced to the character when she’s sitting nude in the principal’s office before she in turn gets introduced to the protagonist, Janey Briggs, played by Grey’s Anatomy veteran, Chyler Leigh, who is tasked with showing her around the school or something like that. I’m not entirely sure. I kinda stop paying attention to the dialog when titties manifest on screen.
The next time we see Cerina Vincent topless is when he shows up at a party, still completely nude, of course. Not much action here, sadly, as she just walks through a room for a transition scene. Similarly, we get an extremely brief shot of her as part of an audience at a football game later on in the movie. She’s still naked, but said shot lasts all of two seconds, so you’d really need to fap hard and fast to make that one count. We get a solid ten seconds or so during a musical interlude towards the end of the film, with Cerina Vincent’s verse being, shockingly, about her nudity. Perhaps more strangely so, the brief scene is mixed with very innocent Disney-esque animations, complete with a friendly singing bird perching on her right breast. I can’t even imagine why that’s there except for to fuck with the stoners.
Then there’s a final shot of her boobs during the credits. “But wait!” you might be shouting at your screen, “I clearly remember there being far more nudity!” Well, my dear friends, so do I. As a nude scene connoisseur, I too felt that something was missing when I watched the film the other day, so I did a little homework. It turns out that there’s a Theatrical Cut, and then there’s an Unrated Extended Director’s Cut (their bloated titles, not mine). Now, for all y’all that watched the DVD way back like I did, you would have seen the unrated cut with all the extra titties. I wondered how I made the mistake of getting the theatrical cut when I got this film this time around, but it turns out that this is the only cut that’s offered with VOD. Sucky, I know, but hey, at least the quality is good. I’ve cut all of her naked moments into a single minute-and-a-half clip. You can find that as well as all the caps from the Cerina Vincent nude scenes from Not Another Teen Movie below. Happy fapping, bitches.