OK, I know I’ve been away for a while and updates have been non-existent, but I bring this as a peace offering – January Jones nude for the first time ever. The film is Sweetwater, alternatively titled Sweet Revenge, and just like any other direct-to-DVD feature, it got very little fanfare. But of course, y’all know how I like to hunt for things like this. Not that her career has been particularly… news-worthy, but at age 35, one could certainly expect a nude scene from the South Dakotan actress to already exist. Such was not the case. At least, not until earlier this month, when the rape-and-revenge western was released.

I honestly wouldn’t have expected there to be nudity watching the film if I hadn’t known about it beforehand. We get a few scenes with January Jones naked early on, and in each of them, she’s covered up with something or other. It was a rather pleasant turn when, later on in the movie, she strips down to her old-timey underwear breeches and wades out into the water with her boobies bouncing about freely. She gets accosted by a pair of unsavory gentlemen, but a gradual reveal shows her already prepared, a gun tucked between her titties. Long story short – she kills them, all while never bothering to cover up her stunning breasts.

It’s not a particularly long scene, but it has January Jones topless in it, so it’s a-ok in my books. I could say something similar for the movie itself. The fact that it’s been released directly to home media rather than theaters seems to have earned it a pinch of negative press from the hordes of the internet, but honestly, it was a pretty entertaining film, and I quite enjoyed it. Think of it as I Spit On Your Grave meets Django. Clip and caps of the January Jones nude scene from Sweetwater – or, Sweet Vengeance, if you prefer – are below.

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Today’s offerings for the True Blood Gigapost are the Lindsay Pulsipher nude scenes from Season 4. For those of you who don’t quite remember, Lindsay played Crystal Norris, Jason Stackhouse’s meth-cooking werepanther girlfriend. If that still doesn’t help you remember, she’s the one that organized for him to be kidnapped and gang-raped by all of her sisters and nieces. Very dark, True Blood producers. Very dark. The Salt Lake City actress’ career doesn’t really span much, so her nudity in True Blood represents both her first and only nude scenes in existence.

While the show certainly makes us wait through all of season three for it, it’s right near the beginning of season four that we finally get to see Lindsay Pulsipher naked. The first scene happens in the second episode. She slowly unbuttons her dress while prepping Jason for an S&M session that he’s not particularly excited about. We see some flashes of her nipples as her dress is sitting undone, and then a frontal shot as she pulls it down. Sadly, she morphs into a big black pussy right before the dress goes past her crotch, so the nudity remains topless only. This scene is pretty short, but the next one makes up for it. In the fourth episode of the season, we get a few nice, long, solid looks at her breasts bouncing around freely as she stands in a forest completely naked.

So there we have it. Yet another great nude scene from another great HBO show. If you want to check all the rest of them, have a look over at the True Blood Gigapost page, an archive of (eventually) all the existing nude scenes as well as any new ones from the upcoming sixth season. Bookmark that page to watch out for new publications and subscribe to the feed to get them delivered straight to you as they get posted. Below are the caps and clip of Lindsay Pulsipher’s nude scenes in the show. I’ve blended both scenes into a single video since neither are particularly long.

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Carrying on from last week’s True Blood Gigapost debut, here’s the Lynn Collins nude scene from the first season. Thankfully she got this role before any of her bigger ones, else we might never have gotten to see the Texan actress naked. Not that I’m not happy for her. As many of you know, there was a minor-major role as Kayla Silverfox in X-Men Origins: Wolverine a few years back, but more recently, the actress had her first lead role in a big budget production as Dejah Thoris, a princess of Mars, in last year’s John Carter. Although that movie was woefully lacking nude scenes, the incredibly skimpy outfits she wore throughout it certainly made up for it. Of course, if merely skimpy is not enough for you, we can always go back to True Blood to see her nude.

If memory serves correctly, there are actually several Lynn Collins sex scenes in True Blood, but it’s only in one of them that we see the goods. It is in the third episode of the first season that we get our sweet first glimpse of her amazing breasts. The scene starts with her violently getting bounced up and down on a bed while having sex with infamous man-whore Jason Stackhouse. We get a few flashes of nipple while they’re at it, but it’s only after her man goes limp that we’re treated to some good, solid shots of her tits in all their glory. We also get an all right shot of her ass as she stands up, back facing the camera, and puts her panties on. The scene then ends with some killer sideboob and one final glimpse of her breasts in the mirror before she puts on her top.

So yeah, if you aren’t already a fan, add “seeing Lynn Collins naked” to the list of reasons to get True Blood on DVD or blu-ray. Well, that and seeing an assload more nude scenes. Of course, if you’d rather skip straight to it, while I do still recommend getting the full seasons, you can always check out all of the nude scenes at the True Blood Gigapost page, an archive I’m building of all of the best exhibitions of nudity in the show. Bookmark that page and subscribe to the feed to keep up with all of the nude scenes, old and new, as they get posted. And for now, here’s Lynn Collins nude as Dawn Green in True Blood.

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Kicking off the True Blood Gigapost are the Lizzy Caplan nude scenes from the first season. In the role of Amy Burley, Jason Stackhouse’s drug addict girlfriend, Lizzy was very generous with her nude scenes, giving us a whopping three of them out of the six episodes she appears in. While perhaps not amongst the most famous of actresses, you may recognize her from 2004′s Mean Girls, and more recently, from her smaller role in Hot Tub Time Machine. As for her future, Lizzy Caplan will be appearing as a main character in Showtime’s Masters of Sex later this year. I don’t know a whole lot about that show, but given the name and the fact that one of her nude scenes from it has already found its way onto the internet, I’d say there’ll be a lot of fapping material when it comes out.

As for her nudity in True Blood, we get the first Lizzy Caplan sex scene in the show in the seventh episode, in which she comes up from behind Ryan Kwanten wearing only panties. We get a great shot of her breasts here as she sits over him. We get another great shot of her breasts in the very next episode where she’s lying topless in bed. The camera swirls around her as she changes position, giving us a good number of angles, including a top-down one of her whole body as the bed sheet is lifted over her.

The last time we see Lizzy Caplan naked in True Blood is in the ninth episode, when she’s having drug fueled sex with Ryan Kwanten. She’s completely nude in this scene, and while there are no proper full frontal shots, we do get a few peeks at her ass, including one where she’s swimming bare-ass naked through the tropical jungle of her tripping mind. This is just the first of many of the show’s nude scenes to come. You can check them all out at the True Blood Gigapost page, where I’ll be listing them. You can also subscribe to the feed to get them all delivered to you right as I post them. But for now, enjoy the clips and caps from Lizzy’s nude scenes below.

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Lizzy Caplan – True Blood – Blu-ray was originally published on Faptuary.net

As with the last Gigapost, bookmark this page to keep track of all of the existing nude scenes as I post them, as well as all of the new nude scenes as they air. You can also subscribe to the feed to get any updates delivered straight to you.

Below are all of the nude scenes posted thus far:

• Lizzy Caplan – Amy Burley
• Lynn Collins – Dawn Green
• Lindsay Pulsipher – Crystal Norris
• … more coming soon …

True Blood Gigapost – All Nude Scenes was originally published on Faptuary.net

Watchmen was one of the best movies of the past decade, and one of the best parts of the movie itself were, of course, the Malin Akerman nude scenes. I’d mentioned the actress on the site once before, back when I was raging over the boner-shrinker that was Wanderlust, but I’d never gotten around to paying homage to the Swedish-Canadian beauty in the proper way, with a full post. So partly to remedy that and partly in response to a request, I gave the Zack Snyder film another look-see to pull out the nude scenes.

The first time we see Malin Akerman naked in Watchmen is in a bizarre dream sequence with retired tubby superhero, Nite Owl. She’s completely naked on a barren landscape, but the shot is taken from the side, so no full frontal nudity, sadly. We do, however, see a good amount of sideboob and ass, right before her skin gets peeled off her to reveal her alter ego, Silk Spectre. The next nude scene is a little bit more generous, but unfortunately pretty dark. The super heroine joins the mile-high club as she gets undressed and has sex with her guy. We get a few good shots of her ass and breasts here, including some close-ups on her tits.

OK, so seeing her nude certainly isn’t something new, but what’s often overlooked is that Watchmen contains one of the very few Malin Akerman sex scenes. I mean, I personally don’t think a grunting naked man helps my fap sessions, but whatever, some of you guys are into that, and here you have it. I’ve done some massive color-correction on the caps to make them more palatable. You may notice some saturation and weird color gradients here and there, but I assure you, without the editing, all you’d be looking at is black shapes on a black background. Video clip and caps are below, taken from the blu-ray in glorious 1080p HD resolution.

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So the first 45 minutes of Love And Other Drugs is basically a soft porn minus the cheese. We see Anne Hathaway nude so many times in the first part of this movie, that I’m surprised it only got an R rating. Then again, the million sex scenes aren’t particularly graphic. Yes, we do see a LOT of Anne Hathaway’s breasts, and she does have some almost full frontal nude scenes, but all of them end up strategically covering her crotch area. We do get quite a few shots of her ass though, so it’s definitely not boobs-only.

We first see Anne Hathaway naked when she goes to the doctor to have her breasts examined. Well, she’d gone for something else, but a tit flopped out of her shirt anyway. The camera gets some incredibly close shots of her exposed nipple here. It’s totally exploitative, but who’s complaining, right? We then get a very tame sex scene that almost made me lose hope in the movie. Seriously, I’ve heard about married women fucking with their bras on, but this sex scene has the actress remain fully clothed throughout. My doubts were quickly washed away as, not a few minutes afterwards, she shows up to Jake Gyllenhaal’s apartment wearing a rapist trenchcoat which she promptly strips off, giving as an amazing frontal shot that lasts all too briefly.

This precedes the second Anne Hathaway sex scene in the film, this time with her completely naked. We see some breasts and ass here as she gyrates over Jake Gyllenhaal in bed. A little bit later in the film comes a third nude scene in which she’s naked for ages while the two main characters have a long talk between boning. Amazing sexposition. Seriously, it’s like they got someone from HBO to produce this. Anyway, whatever the reason, I hope this trend continues. This is certainly many a step more gratuitous than all of the actress’ very brief prior nude scenes, like the one in Brokeback Mountain, coincidentally also starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Caps and clips of Anne Hathaway nude in Love And Other Drugs are below, taken from the blu-ray in glorious 1080p HD resolution. Enjoy, subscribe to the feed, and spread the wonder.

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Anne Hathaway – Love And Other Drugs – Blu-ray was originally published on Faptuary.net

Taking one from the request lines today, it’s Salma Hayek nude in Desperado. For those who don’t know, Desperado is the middle part of Robert Rodriguez’ Mariachi trilogy, preceded by El Mariachi and succeeded by the cinematic titan that is Once Upon a Time in Mexico. What makes this entry in the series special, though, isn’t just that it contains the Mexican actress’ first ever nude scene, but also her Hollywood debut. And even that was completely an accident. The first film in the series was never intended for a theatrical release, but the studios know a hit when they see one, and El Mariachi was picked up for distribution pretty quickly, thus paving the way for this very sequel.

We get the famous Salma Hayek sex scene about an hour into the film. After some guitar-fingering foreplay with the eponymous Mariachi, played by Antonio Banderas, all the clothes come off and the minute-and-some-seconds of nudity begins. Now, this isn’t exactly the Latin beauty’s most gratuitous nude scene. In fact, it’s a lot less graphic than the industry standard. That said, it’s not cable TV tame. Although the scenes flash by pretty quickly, there are shots of her naked body from quite a lot of angles, including two very close shots of her great breasts. It kinda takes freeze-framing the video at the right time to catch them all, but thankfully for you, I’ve gone ahead and done that for y’all already. Results are down below.

I suppose it says a lot about a movie when seeing Salma Hayek naked isn’t the best thing about it, but that’s pretty much a staple for Robert Rodriguez. Apart from the Mariachi films, you should also remember him for 2010′s Machete, which contained a similarly coy nude scene with Lindsay Lohan, and a much spicier one with up-and-coming Texan actress, Mayra Leal. Anyway, the clip and caps from Desperado’s nude scene are below. And remember, if y’all have any requests, all you gotta do is ask.

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I really should have gotten this great Carice Van Houten nude scene from last Sunday’s episode up sooner, but as those of you who watched it recall, the same episode also had a lot of amazing nudity from Emilia Clarke. I had to get that one up first, given how unexpected it was and all that. The appearance of the lovely Melisandre’s boobies were almost as much a surprise as well, of course. The Dutch actress got naked twice in the last season, but both of those scenes were near the beginning. The rest of season 2 and all of this season up until now passed without any more nudity from her, so I thought she’d gone the way of every other big actress in the show – gotten her nude scenes out of the way and refused to do more.

We actually see Carice Van Houten naked before Emilia Clarke in this episode. About halfway through it, she brings Joe Dempsie into a stone tower bedroom and begins to undress him while stripping off herself. We get a lot of sideboob at first, much like her prior nude scenes in Game of Thrones, but this time the camera operator seems to have gotten a lot more liberty with the angles. Throughout the scene, we get some great shots of the red priestess’ ass and breasts from all sides. Tragically, all pubic shots are obscures, so no full-frontal here, not even when she mounts poor Gendry for his weird-ass Westerosi S&M sex session. Speaking of which, it truly says a lot about how attractive she is when I can still be aroused by her while she’s placing blood-sucking leeches on a dude’s cock.

So there we go. Overall, this week’s episode is probably the best display of nudity we’ve had all season (yes, even beating out the famous Rose Leslie nude scene). To see that and many other nude scenes from Game of Thrones, check out the Game of Thrones Gigapost, an archive of all posted naked moments from the show. You can also subscribe to the feed to keep up with any new nude scenes from the show and elsewhere. Or, if none of that interests you, you can enjoy the video clip and caps from this scene below.

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Carice Van Houten – Game of Thrones – HD was originally published on Faptuary.net

Praise the gods, for Game of Thrones is giving us Emilia Clarke nude scenes again! I was already satisfied when last night’s episode gave us a nude scene from Carice Van Houten’s Melisandre, but I most certainly did not expect one from Daenerys Targaryen. I could have sworn I’d read that the British actress had negotiated a no-nudity clause after season 1, and the total absence of nudity from her in season 2 seemed to confirm that. And yet, here we are, all the way in the eighth episode of season 3, and out of nowhere, like a boner-shaped thunderbolt from a dark sky of chaste clothing, Khaleesi’s breasts appear.

I swear, the moment I saw Emilia Clarke naked in last night’s episode, I was sure the producers were just teasing us. The very first shot of her nude just barely shows a nipple in the distance through a sheer curtain. Then we get a hint of areola sticking out of the tub, before the water lowers some and the entirety of both of her nipples are exposed. We get a few shots like this, and then, towards the end of the three minutes of wonder, she stands up in the bath tub, giving us a full frontal shot of her breasts (crotch out of view, sadly). After that shot lingers, she steps out onto a platform as the camera slowly pans up her legs and body, showing ass crack and some sideboob. Right at the end we get a full body shot of her from the back, with her ass very clearly in view, followed by a parting shot of her breasts as she quickly puts on a robe.

I still can’t believe it. I’m stunned. Jesus, getting another nude scene out of Emilia Clarke is a bigger twist then whatever’s going to happen in the next two episodes. If this doesn’t send the show’s ratings through the roof, I don’t know what will. Not that they’re short of viewers or anything. Each season breaks brand new records for viewership. Game of Thrones is probably building up to objectively be considered the best show ever made… like, ever. And truly, it has so many reasons to be so, not least amongst which is the copious nudity. And so my segue leads me to the Game of Thrones Gigapost, wherein you can find all the great nude scenes from the show, former, current and future. Another way to keep up with future nude scenes is to subscribe to the feed. Caps and clips of the latest nude scene are below.

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