OK, I know I’ve been away for a while and updates have been non-existent, but I bring this as a peace offering – January Jones nude for the first time ever. The film is Sweetwater, alternatively titled Sweet Revenge, and just like any other direct-to-DVD feature, it got very little fanfare. But of course, y’all know how I like to hunt for things like this. Not that her career has been particularly… news-worthy, but at age 35, one could certainly expect a nude scene from the South Dakotan actress to already exist. Such was not the case. At least, not until earlier this month, when the rape-and-revenge western was released.
I honestly wouldn’t have expected there to be nudity watching the film if I hadn’t known about it beforehand. We get a few scenes with January Jones naked early on, and in each of them, she’s covered up with something or other. It was a rather pleasant turn when, later on in the movie, she strips down to her old-timey underwear breeches and wades out into the water with her boobies bouncing about freely. She gets accosted by a pair of unsavory gentlemen, but a gradual reveal shows her already prepared, a gun tucked between her titties. Long story short – she kills them, all while never bothering to cover up her stunning breasts.
It’s not a particularly long scene, but it has January Jones topless in it, so it’s a-ok in my books. I could say something similar for the movie itself. The fact that it’s been released directly to home media rather than theaters seems to have earned it a pinch of negative press from the hordes of the internet, but honestly, it was a pretty entertaining film, and I quite enjoyed it. Think of it as I Spit On Your Grave meets Django. Clip and caps of the January Jones nude scene from Sweetwater – or, Sweet Vengeance, if you prefer – are below.