We see the faintest hint of Kristen Bell nude in this year’s The Lifeguard. Fo’ real, look closely. Her ass crack flashes for a microsecond. Hey, it’s something.
Yes, I know I’m grasping at straws here, so let me carry on doing so by mentioning that in another scene from The Lifeguard, we see some nice sideboob from her during a sex scene. No nipple, though. Anyway, still better than the sex scenes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall in which we totally should have gotten Kristen Bell naked. I mean, seriously, who gets it on while wearing a bikini top and those beach cloth things wrapped around their waist? And that was the same goddamn movie that had a body double for Mila Kunis’ topless shot, while showing us Jason Segel’s dick for an uncomfortably long period of time. God damn you, Judd Apatow. God damn you.