A million thanks to Fango for this request. I thought I’d enjoy seeing a Lake Bell nude scene, but nothing could prepare me for what was to come in last year’s thriller, Black Rock. I did a cursory search of the nude scene in question, and I don’t know if it’s because I didn’t dig deep enough or because it’s just not entirely up anywhere on the internet (until now), but the only images I could find from the Black Rock nude scenes were some very dark, very grainy caps of nipples peeking out between knees. Now, that is how the nudity starts, but it doesn’t end there. Not even fucking close. OK, let’s start from the beginning.
First of all, Lake Bell isn’t the only actress to get naked. We also see Katie Aselton nude… like, a lot. The two actresses wear no clothes for something like ten minutes of the film, about four of which show full on-screen nudity. I mean, it’s not just one long gratuitous and wholly unneccesary nude scene or anything like that. No, the story progresses as it does, and the leading ladies just don’t get around to putting clothes on. It’s mind-blowing, and totally in a good way. Minor spoilers ahead.
We first see Lake Bell naked after an attempt to swim very far across freezing cold water doesn’t pan out as planned, and our heroines have to get out and carry on over land. Recognizing that their soaking wet clothes can bring upon hyopthermia while they’re covered in them, they decide it would be best to strip them off. Yep, just like that. One of the characters says something to the effect of, “take your clothes off,” and the rest sort of just works its way out.
We actually see Katie Aselton naked first, a few seconds before her co-star. She pulls her bra off, while her legs are covering most of her body (thankfully leaving her boobies exposed) shortly before Lake Bell does the same. This scene lasts a pretty long time as they have a deep conversation, while completely nude, naturally. The camera pulls back for longer shots a few times, and tits peek out from behind all sorts of other skin, but that’s about as far as this specific scene goes.
So naturally, you can imagine my surpise when the very next scene, we get an incredible shot of Katie Aselton and Lake Bell nude once again, skipping merrily through the forest. The scene is kinda dark, but plenty of sideboob and ass shots as they twirl around on the screen, presumably after deciding that even wet underwear could induce hypothermic shock. Not that I’m complaining, of course. The two then dig a box out of a hole and examine the items within it, giving us some quick close-up shots of a nipple here and some sideboob there.
And foolish, faithless me, I still didn’t believe it could get better, but it most certainly does. After they’re done picking up their toys, they both stand up. Now how do you think the director opted to take this shot? From the back? From the side? From behind the bushes obscuring all the good parts? Nope, this part was filmed from the front with nothing in the way. We get a few amazing seconds of no-bullshit full frontal nudity from both Lake Bell and Katie Aselton. I mean, seriously, if you thought you’ve seen Lake Bell nude from watching How To Make It In America, you don’t even know the half of it.
The real twist in this whole thing is that the director was none other than Katie Aselton, one of the actresses being paraded naked for half the film. She must have some serious exhibitionism fantasies going on. I suppose you could say that the nudity of the characters has more to do with the writer than the director, but in this case that argument wouldn’t work either since the screenwriter for Black Rock is Katie Aselton’s husband. Who knows, they probably have some weird voyeur-exhibitionist relationship or something. And thank the gods for that.
Well, that was long-winded. Hearty congratulations to those of you who suffered through reading that instead of just scrolling down to the good stuff. Speaking of, like I said, the scenes are all very dark, so I had to do some pretty extreme color-correction. The result is that the images will look well-enough lit, but you’ll notice some distortion and incorrect colors in the backgrounds. Nothing boner-killing, though. Certainly better than looking at black shapes on a black background. I’ve gone ahead and cut all the nude scenes – five of them, I think there were – into one video to make downloading, viewing and fapping easier. Links to the clip and caps from the Lake Bell and Katie Aselton nude scenes from Black Rock are below.