Although we never get the pleasure of seeing Catelyn Stark nude in Game of Thrones, despite hers being the first nude scene in the book, if you dig really hard, you might stumble upon evidence of a nonetheless existent Michelle Fairley nude scene. Well, you don’t have to look hard. You’re exactly where you need to be if that’s what you’re looking for. I, on the other hand, had to dig really deep to get a hold of this video. First of all, I checked with every damn vendor under the sun, and none of them had Channel 4’s 1994 miniseries, Comics, in which these sacred Michelle Fairley nude scenes lie. OK, next stop, internet forums to see if anyone else has had any luck. Turns out it’s been uploaded a couple of times, but all of the file host purges left only a mass of dead links in their wake. I eventually did find an active one, but it ended up as probably the most time and energy I’d ever put into a single nude scene.
Not having actually watched the movie, I can’t really say what it’s about, but it does seem to have Michelle Fairley naked in it a lot. Most of these nude scenes involve her lying naked in bed while a live-action Tweek from South Park makes animal sounds, pounces on her for surprise sex, or paces around the room while rapidly spewing what are either avant-garde pseudo-philosophical theories or the electrical misfires of a brain damaged by late neurosyphilis. The latter is by far the most common. She’s under a bedsheet for most of the shots, so these aren’t exactly graphic Michelle Fairley nude scenes, but there is one, right at the end, in which she leaps out of the bed completely naked, runs up to the guy, and then does a slow walk back, giving us a fine look at her ass, and possibly a hint of crotch while she’s spreading her legs to crawl back into bed.
If the pictures posted thus far didn’t give it away, then the video will… yes, the quality makes it look like an early generation camera phone capture of an old tube television playing a VHS recording of an antenna signal broadcasting a satellite feed on a stormy day. It ain’t exactly blu-ray. But hey, this remains the only Michelle Fairley nude scene is existence and is likely to stay that way unless the Game of Thrones producers get a little more brave with their demands. Speaking of which, this post is part of the Game of Thrones Gigapost, which includes every nude scene from HBO’s Game of Thrones (and a few honorable mentions like this one). Bookmark that page and subscribe to the feed to keep up with updates, including new nude scenes from season 3. The clip and caps from the Michelle Fairley nude scene in Comics are below. I’ve edited the video slightly to trim some fat and patch over some of the recording errors. Enjoy! And if you have any idea where I can get some better source material for this, for God’s sake, let me know.