So Olivia Wilde is buzzing amongst fappers now for finally doing a nude scene in this year’s Deadfall. Sure, I was happy to hear the news, but even though I haven’t seen that film yet, the caps from it make the nude scene look short and uninspiring. In totally unrelated news, I got 2006’s Alpha Dog on blu-ray yesterday. I was sick of not finding a proper cut of Amanda Seyfried’s full frontal nude scene online, so I figured I’d do it myself. That was fine and all, and I’ll get to it in the next post, but my jaw really dropped towards the end of the movie when we get treated to over two minutes of on-screen nudity from Olivia Wilde.
I couldn’t facking believe it. All those nights spent praying for an Olivia Wilde nude scene, and one existed all along. I feel like I’ve opened my eyes for the first time. The most demented part of it all is that I actually watched the movie when it came out six years ago. Of course, this was before Olivia Wilde was famous, so it’s no surprise that the nude scene went over my head back then. Even though the movie was fairly well-received, it too didn’t manage to gain much traction since its release. And what a goddamn shame that is.
The scene in question begins with Olivia Wilde’s character suggesting sex to her boyfriend. Well, the good part of it does, anyway. Following his response, she begins undressing. The camera stays close the entire time; none of this filming from the back crap. Then, after she’s bare-ass naked, she gets out of bed, walks around the bed while facing the camera, breasts flapping freely, and gets back on the bed right where she was just fucking laying… for no fucking reason! My God, the director has truly given us a gift. And it doesn’t even end there. After a failed attempt at giving limp-dick a blowie, Olivia Wilde gets back out from under the covers and just sits there in bed, tits in full view, exchanging insults with Flacido Domingo for the rest of the scene.
The words of mortals cannot describe how great this scene is. It truly is a Christmas miracle. Maybe next Christmas, Santa will give us a Mila Kunis nude scene. The caps and clip from this one are below in stunning 1080p resolution straight from the blu-ray, and the GIFs are on the official Tumblog. The pool scene, featuring a topless show from Amber Heard and full frontal nudity from Amanda Seyfried is coming up next, but for now, here’s Olivia Wilde.