Carice Van Houten – Game of Thrones – HD

Posted on May 23, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Carice Van Houten nude and full frontal but covere in her S&M sex scene from Game of Thrones

I really should have gotten this great Carice Van Houten nude scene from last Sunday’s episode up sooner, but as those of you who watched it recall, the same episode also had a lot of amazing nudity from Emilia Clarke. I had to get that one up first, given how unexpected it was and all that. The appearance of the lovely Melisandre’s boobies were almost as much a surprise as well, of course. The Dutch actress got naked twice in the last season, but both of those scenes were near the beginning. The rest of season 2 and all of this season up until now passed without any more nudity from her, so I thought she’d gone the way of every other big actress in the show – gotten her nude scenes out of the way and refused to do more.

Carice Van Houten naked with her great ass in view as she stands over a guy in a bed in Game of Thrones

We actually see Carice Van Houten naked before Emilia Clarke in this episode. About halfway through it, she brings Joe Dempsie into a stone tower bedroom and begins to undress him while stripping off herself. We get a lot of sideboob at first, much like her prior nude scenes in Game of Thrones, but this time the camera operator seems to have gotten a lot more liberty with the angles. Throughout the scene, we get some great shots of the red priestess’ ass and breasts from all sides. Tragically, all pubic shots are obscures, so no full-frontal here, not even when she mounts poor Gendry for his weird-ass Westerosi S&M sex session. Speaking of which, it truly says a lot about how attractive she is when I can still be aroused by her while she’s placing blood-sucking leeches on a dude’s cock.

Carice Van Houten sex with her breasts in view from the topless scene in Game of Thrones

So there we go. Overall, this week’s episode is probably the best display of nudity we’ve had all season (yes, even beating out the famous Rose Leslie nude scene). To see that and many other nude scenes from Game of Thrones, check out the Game of Thrones Gigapost, an archive of all posted naked moments from the show. You can also subscribe to the feed to keep up with any new nude scenes from the show and elsewhere. I’m having a bit of trouble uploading the video, but that’ll hopefully be up soon. In the meanwhile, enjoy the caps below.

Emilia Clarke – Game of Thrones – HD

Posted on May 20, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Emilia Clarke nude as Daenerys Targaryen in season 3 of Game of Thrones

Praise the gods, for Game of Thrones is giving us Emilia Clarke nude scenes again! I was already satisfied when last night’s episode gave us a nude scene from Carice Van Houten’s Melisandre, but I most certainly did not expect one from Daenerys Targaryen. I could have sworn I’d read that the British actress had negotiated a no-nudity clause after season 1, and the total absence of nudity from her in season 2 seemed to confirm that. And yet, here we are, all the way in the eighth episode of season 3, and out of nowhere, like a boner-shaped thunderbolt from a dark sky of chaste clothing, Khaleesi’s breasts appear.

Emilia Clarke naked in the latest 2013 episode after almost two seasons of no nudity in Game of Thrones

I swear, the moment I saw Emilia Clarke naked in last night’s episode, I was sure the producers were just teasing us. The very first shot of her nude just barely shows a nipple in the distance through a sheer curtain. Then we get a hint of areola sticking out of the tub, before the water lowers some and the entirety of both of her nipples are exposed. We get a few shots like this, and then, towards the end of the three minutes of wonder, she stands up in the bath tub, giving us a full frontal shot of her breasts (crotch out of view, sadly). After that shot lingers, she steps out onto a platform as the camera slowly pans up her legs and body, showing ass crack and some sideboob. Right at the end we get a full body shot of her from the back, with her ass very clearly in view, followed by a parting shot of her breasts as she quickly puts on a robe.

Emilia Clarke ass dripping wet after getting out of a bath tub in her new nude scene from Game of Thrones

I still can’t believe it. I’m stunned. Jesus, getting another nude scene out of Emilia Clarke is a bigger twist then whatever’s going to happen in the next two episodes. If this doesn’t send the show’s ratings through the roof, I don’t know what will. Not that they’re short of viewers or anything. Each season breaks brand new records for viewership. Game of Thrones is probably building up to objectively be considered the best show ever made… like, ever. And truly, it has so many reasons to be so, not least amongst which is the copious nudity. And so my segue leads me to the Game of Thrones Gigapost, wherein you can find all the great nude scenes from the show, former, current and future. Another way to keep up with future nude scenes is to subscribe to the feed. Caps and clips of the latest nude scene are below.

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Oona Chaplin – Game of Thrones – HD

Posted on May 13, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Oona Chaplin nude as Talisa Maegyr in Game of Thrones

No apologies for a lack of nudity from Game of Thrones this week, since we got a whopping four minutes worth of footage with Oona Chaplin nude. Y’all may remember the Oona Chaplin nude scene from Season 2. It was the first time we saw Talisa nude and one of the last nude scenes of that season, but you probably remember it for something else. I’m referring, of course, to the decision to make it fit for a 90s PG-13 action film. Though unclear whether this was a result of a limited nudity clause in the actress’ contract or simply a directorial decision, I’m now beginning to lean very much towards the former, since this latest nude scene follows the same pattern.

Oona Chaplin naked and lying in bed with her ass in the air in Game of Thrones

Our first glimpse of Oona Chaplin naked in this scene, cruelly giving us false hope that we’ll see more, is a shot going up her body from her feet while she’s having sex with Richard Madden’s Robb Stark. The camera does eventually reach the rest of her, but sadly, not a frame shows anything from the front. To compensate, we get a truckload of ass shots from just about every conceivable angle, and good Gawd, does she have a fine ass.

Oona Chaplin sex with sideboob showing against Richard Madden as Robb Stark in Game of Thrones

The scene closes off as it started with the King in the North going back for round two. Now, when I was watching this air, I was pretty sure that her titties flashed the camera for a fraction of a second. Unfortunately, when I went back to scan through frame by frame, I was actually left even less certain than I was before I did so. I’m not sure if she’s wearing pasties or if the color of her nipples is just very close to that of her skin, but while it seems as though we should have seen something, there’s nothing too obvious visible in the frames. I’ve captured all of the clearest one. You can see them below and decide for yourself. They’re the last few caps.

Oona Chaplin ass showing as she's lying on her breasts and playing with her feet in Game of Thrones

So yeah, that’s probably all we’ll get from Oona Chaplin, ass and sideboob. But at least she has an amazing ass, right? This post is part of the Game of Thrones Gigapost, my humble effort to archive all the greatest nude scenes from HBO’s Game of Thrones. Go bookmark that page so that you can keep track of any upcoming nude scenes from the last three episodes of the season. Also, subscribe to the feed to get all the nudity delivered straight to you as it’s published. Clip and caps of last night’s Oona Chaplin nude scene are below.

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Rose Leslie – Game of Thrones – HD

Posted on April 29, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Rose Leslie nude for the first time in the Kissed By Fire episode of Game of Thrones

It’s finally happened – Rose Leslie nude in Game of Thrones. The journey has been long and full of blue balls, but the reward is here. Season 3 gave us two episodes with only nudity from extras and two more episodes with no nudity of any kind, but all is forgiven now, for the producers have bestowed upon us the greatest blessing of all. Even people who haven’t read the books knew that it was only a matter of time before Ygritte and Jon Snow got to boning, the only question was how graphic they’d make the inevitable sex scene. Most of you who are here have probably already seen it, but for those that haven’t, it most certainly did not disappoint.

Rose Leslie naked and getting undressed in a cave in Game of Thrones

Our first glimpse of Rose Leslie naked occurs as she undresses in a cave while Kit Harrington watches. The shot is frontal, and her breasts are in full view, but it cuts to another shot just as she’s about to pull her pants down past her crotch. To compensate, we get a nice, long ass shot as she bends over to finish undressing. There are several more shots of her breasts and ass from different angles during the rest of the sex scene, including one fairly close up side shot of her hard nipples, as well as some shots of her breasts swinging to and fro while she’s laying over Jon Snow (figures she’d be the top in the relationship).

Rose Leslie sex scene as Ygritte with Kit Harrington in Game of Thrones

Truly, the Rose Leslie sex scene is just a drop in the ocean of awesomeness that is Game of Thrones, but what I’m really hoping is that it’s also the beginning of a new class of nudity from the show. This episode was, after all, a very welcome throwback to the first two seasons where more of the main characters were getting their clothes off than the extras were. Speaking of which, you can find those at the Game of Thrones Gigapost, an archive of all nude scenes from Game of Thrones, old and new. Keep watch over that page to see for future updates of upcoming nudity from the rest of the third season. You should also subscribe to the feed for the same reason. That’s enough babbling. You’ll find the clip and caps of the Rose Leslie nude scene in the Kissed By Fire episode of Game of Thrones below. Enjoy!

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Silje Reinåmo – Thale – Blu-ray

Posted on April 26, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Silje Reinåmo nude in Thale with ass, sideboob and tail visible

This week’s consolation for another Game of Thrones episode with too much clothes is Silje Reinåmo nude in Thale. Last week’s, of course, was Swedish actress Alicia Vikander, so I figured I’d stick with the Scandinavian theme. The sorta-protagonist of Thale, a hulder played by beautiful Norwegian actress Silje Reinåmo, doesn’t wear any clothing for almost the entire film. The directing is not particularly exploitative, however. Quite the opposite, in fact. Most shots are not graphic at all. I guess the director didn’t want the film to be incorrectly perceived as a porno (and rightfully so), and set out to make the nudity far more implicit than explicit. Of course, that doesn’t stop pathetic bastards like myself from scrubbing through all of the nude scenes frame by frame to capture all those quick flashes. I regret nothing.

Silje Reinamo naked and wet as a huldra in Scandinavian film Thale

So we have Silje Reinåmo naked throughout most of the film, and in the parts where she’s not completely naked, she’s almost completely naked. Seriously, it’s glorious. We get our very first glimpse of Silje Reinåmo nude close to the beginning when she emerges from a bathtub full of some white liquid (insert predictable semen joke here) much to the shock of Elvis, who’s fallen on hard time after his singing career fell apart and is working as a crime scene clean-up technician. Hmm, I planned to plot out all the nude scenes here, but it looks like I’ve already used up my paragraph. Fuck it, the pictures are below, and it’s not like anyone even reads these anyway. I could say anything, and no one would notice. Monkey poop. Liver salad. Harry Reid’s shriveled scrotum.

Silje Reinåmo naken i Thale

Anyway, I don’t want to make it sound like ogling Silje Reinåmo’s gorgeous birthday suit is the only reason to watch Thale. First of all, it’s an original story, so that immediately puts it ahead of about 95% of Hollywood. Secondly, the filmmaker apparently put it together on an extremely tight budget, though you’d never tell. None of the effects are jarring at all, not even the full CGI monsters. Also, the acting is solid, and the sets, indoor and outdoor, are beautifully immersive. It shows that diligence is a far more important factor than money is in the making of a good film. Definitely a recommended watch.

No video clip this time since I’d basically be cutting a dozen few second clips spread throughout the whole movie, but if you really want it, you’re certainly welcome to support the filmmaker by buying Thale, which is, as of the other day, available for sale in America. Caps of all the more explicit Silje Reinåmo nude scenes are below.

Jennifer Connelly – The Hot Spot – DVD

Posted on April 22, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Jennifer Connelly nude in The Hot Spot with Debra Cole

Here’s some Jennifer Connelly nude while we’re counting down the hours to tonight’s Game of Thrones episode. Everyone who knows the name is aware that Jennifer Connelly is no stranger to nude scenes, so to make this post special, I’ll be taking it all the way back to 1990′s The Hot Spot, in which she did her first ever nude scene. One amongst many, in fact. This movie has almost enough nudity to classify it as a porno. The only problem is that with the exception of this scene here, it’s pretty scattered. Virginia Madsen is nude in it a lot, but the angles are never good and props are always in the way. I gotta be honest, it was kinda frustrating trying to fap to it while it’s rolling.

Jennifer Connelly naked with ass visible and full frontal from Debra Cole in The Hot Spot

This scene saves it, though. We see Jennifer Connelly naked when she’s skinny dipping in a lake with Debra Cole. Although the camera is pretty far away, we get a nonetheless clear shot of the two of them frolicking about completely naked after getting out of the water. There is full frontal nudity from Debra Cole, but at this point, we only see ass and some sideboob from Jennifer Connelly… right up until she moves to lay down. As she’s bending over, she sticks her crotch out just enough that the light catches it, giving the camera an open look at her ladyparts. Now, I have my suspicions that she’s wearing some sort of modesty tape, but I haven’t been able to confirm that, so I’ll leave the images out for y’all to decide. After that part, we get a nice close-up shot of Debra Cole and Jennifer Connelly topless as they exchange some words and loving touches.

Jennifer Connelly The Hot Spot nude scene with pussy visible while she's bending over

Even without Jennifer Connelly, The Hot Spot is a pretty solid film. It’s almost got a film-noir-y vibe to it, but instead of dark city streets, it’s set in hot rural Texas. Sadly, a blu-ray has not yet been released, so we’ll have to settle for the DVD for our source material. Not quite 1080p, but better than nothing, right? Clip and caps of Jennifer Connelly nude in The Hot Spot are below.

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Alicia Vikander – Kronjuvelerna – Blu-ray

Posted on April 15, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Alicia Vikander nude and undressing to go skinny dipping in Kronjuvelerna

Today’s consolation post will be gorgeous Swedish actress Alicia Vikander nude in Kronjuvelerna – or, in English, The Crown Jewels. I really thought I’d have a Game of Thrones post for you guys today, what with last night’s episode being listed as age-restricted for nudity and all, but apart from some non-speaking characters in the background of Littlefinger’s brother, all we got was Alfie Allen’s ass and a baby’s dick. Anyway, this gives me the chance to focus on something a little more exotic. Alicia Vikander has recently been getting some attention and acclaim in the Angloshpere for her supporting role in Anna Karenina, so I decided to dig and see if she has any nude scenes under her belt.

Alicia Vikander naked by the water in the Swedish drama Kronjuvelerna

As it so happens, she does. We see Alicia Vikander naked in Swedish sci-fi-comedy, Kronjuvelerna, a story about a Spanish-born wizard and his demi-god son who suffers from Down syndrome but can phase through different planes of reality at will. At least I think that’s what’s going on. I find watching foreign films is a far more thrilling experience with the subtitles off. Of course, the most thrilling part of this film, as any film, is Alicia Vikander getting naked in the scene where she undresses completely and dives into a lake. Said scene must have been filmed on a really cold day, since… well…

Alicia Vikander naken i Kronjuvelerna

So there it is. Alicia Vikander nude in Kronjuvelerna. Sorry for hyping up the whole Game of Thrones Gigapost thing. I really, honestly believed that the third season would be just as lecherous as the first two, giving me plenty of material to post. So far we have one episode with a single proper nude scene but of a character not seen before and not seen again, one episode with no nudity, and one episode with a baby’s junk dangling about. Fingers crossed for the fourth episode to bring things back around to how they were. Goddamnit, I’ve spent more of this post talking about Game of Thrones than the Alicia Vikander nude scene it’s titled for. Well, clip and caps of that are below.

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Lena Headey – Fair Game

Posted on March 25, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Lena Headey nude with breasts and bush clearly visible in Fair Game

Welcome to the Lena Headey nude scene to end all Lena Headey nude scenes. You may not get to see her naked in Game of Thrones, but you sure did see her in the buff in 300 yesterday. And if you spent enough time on the internet, you would have also seen Lena Headey nude in Waterland, Loved Up, Mrs Dalloway, Aberdeen, The Parole Officer and The Broken. A fine resume, to be sure, but for all of that, I can almost guarantee that you haven’t seen this nude scene. 1994′s British made-for-TV soccer film, Fair Game, has a great naked moment or three with Cersei Lannister, but neither it nor the film itself gained much popularity. Now that’s a crying shame not only because it’s a charming enough film, but also because it features the only full frontal Lena Headey nude scene in existence.

Lena Headey naked in the topless scene from British football film Fair Game

The actress strips down thrice in this film, but this post will be focused on the most fappable of the three. We see Lena Headey naked first for a brief moment as she’s lying in bed topless, but that doesn’t last too long. Fortunately, only a few minutes later, we’re transported to a magical creek where she and her boyfriend are splashing water on each other in their birthday suits. The merriment closes with a great shot of Lena Headey nude as she’s climbing out of the water with bush in clear view. The couple are then interrupted by a voyeuristic old lady snapping photos, giving us a very brief flash of the actress’ ass as she retreats to her tent. Later in the film, there’s a sex scene in which we glimpse Lena Headey’s perky breasts a few times. Anyway, let’s take another look at that full frontal shot.

Lena Headey full frontal nude scene while wet and running in Fair Game

Mmmmm, yeah… that’s nice… sorry about the penis, though. OK, so apparently BBC, the producers of Fair Game, have no intention of releasing it to DVD, let alone blu-ray. And if the internet hasn’t lied to me, the movie hasn’t even been aired on television again since 1994. So how do I have this video clip, then? Well, I’d like to take this moment to thank YouTube member dlmmorris for uploading a digital scan of a VHS recording, presumably from the original airing. The entire film is available on his channel in eight parts, but if it’s specifically the other two nude scenes you’re looking for, one’s towards the end of part three, and the other is some way into part six.

This post is part of the Game of Thrones Gigapost, a chronicle of all nude scenes from HBO’s Game of Thrones and a few bonus masturbation aids from beloved actresses. Bookmark that page and subscribe to the feed to keep up with the last couple of existing Game of Thrones nude scenes and any new ones from the third season. The clip and caps of Lena Headey nude in Fair Game are below. Peace out, brothas.

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Michelle Fairley – Comics

Posted on March 22, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Michelle Fairley nude before playing Catelyn Stark on Game of Thrones

Although we never get the pleasure of seeing Catelyn Stark nude in Game of Thrones, despite hers being the first nude scene in the book, if you dig really hard, you might stumble upon evidence of a nonetheless existent Michelle Fairley nude scene. Well, you don’t have to look hard. You’re exactly where you need to be if that’s what you’re looking for. I, on the other hand, had to dig really deep to get a hold of this video. First of all, I checked with every damn vendor under the sun, and none of them had Channel 4′s 1994 miniseries, Comics, in which these sacred Michelle Fairley nude scenes lie. OK, next stop, internet forums to see if anyone else has had any luck. Turns out it’s been uploaded a couple of times, but all of the file host purges left only a mass of dead links in their wake. I eventually did find an active one, but it ended up as probably the most time and energy I’d ever put into a single nude scene.

Michelle Fairley naked with her leotard around her waist in Comics

Not having actually watched the movie, I can’t really say what it’s about, but it does seem to have Michelle Fairley naked in it a lot. Most of these nude scenes involve her lying naked in bed while a live-action Tweek from South Park makes animal sounds, pounces on her for surprise sex, or paces around the room while rapidly spewing what are either avant-garde pseudo-philosophical theories or the electrical misfires of a brain damaged by late neurosyphilis. The latter is by far the most common. She’s under a bedsheet for most of the shots, so these aren’t exactly graphic Michelle Fairley nude scenes, but there is one, right at the end, in which she leaps out of the bed completely naked, runs up to the guy, and then does a slow walk back, giving us a fine look at her ass, and possibly a hint of crotch while she’s spreading her legs to crawl back into bed.

Michelle Fairley sex scene in Comics lying in bed seductively

If the pictures posted thus far didn’t give it away, then the video will… yes, the quality makes it look like an early generation camera phone capture of an old tube television playing a VHS recording of an antenna signal broadcasting a satellite feed on a stormy day. It ain’t exactly blu-ray. But hey, this remains the only Michelle Fairley nude scene is existence and is likely to stay that way unless the Game of Thrones producers get a little more brave with their demands. Speaking of which, this post is part of the Game of Thrones Gigapost, which includes every nude scene from HBO’s Game of Thrones (and a few honorable mentions like this one). Bookmark that page and subscribe to the feed to keep up with updates, including new nude scenes from season 3. The clip and caps from the Michelle Fairley nude scene in Comics are below. I’ve edited the video slightly to trim some fat and patch over some of the recording errors. Enjoy! And if you have any idea where I can get some better source material for this, for God’s sake, let me know.

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Carice Van Houten – Game of Thrones – Blu-ray

Posted on March 16, 2013 by The Fapsmith

Carice Van Houten nude as Melisandre in Game of Thrones

Melisandre was one of the new characters in the second season of Game of Thrones, and what better way to introduce her than to get Carice Van Houten nude. Twice. You may recognize the Dutch actress from her fine background roles in Valkyrie and in… well, there’s Valkyrie. Her resume in her native Netherlands is a good bit broader than that, but to international audiences, Carice Van Houten isn’t really known for much more than a litter of foreign-language nude scenes floating around on internet forums. Fortunately for us fappers, she now has a few more of those to add to the collection.

Carice Van Houten naked with her robe open and breasts out in Game of Thrones

We see Carice Van Houten naked twice over the course of the season, in the second and fourth episodes. In the former, she opens up her robe and lets her luscious boobies breathe in an effort to seduce the newly-styled King Stannis. She succeeds and we get a couple of shots of her nude from different angles while listening to Stephen Dillane’s arousing old-man sex noises. In the latter episode, she slips her robe off again to another old man, revealing a big pregnant belly which he’s none too impressed to see. We get an extremely brief glimpse at her crotch in this scene, but it’s hard to tell if that’s really her poon or just another part of the pregnancy posthetics. Plenty of close-ups on her nipples, though, so that’s all right.

Carice Van Houten sex scene with Stannis as the Red Woman in Game of Thrones

So if you have a fetish for pregnancy and old men in sex scenes, you are going to love these videos. If not, Carice Van Houten isn’t terribly shy about getting naked and having the camera operators come in real close, so you’re certainly not worse of for it. This post is part of the Game of Thrones Gigapost, along with every other nude scene from Game of Thrones posted so far, so go bookmark that page and subscribe to the feed to get the new posts as they’re published. Have you done it? Go do it now. That’s all right, I’ll wait. All done? Good. Now enjoy the clips and caps from the Carice Van Houten nude scenes below.

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