Here’s some Jennifer Connelly nude while we’re counting down the hours to tonight’s Game of Thrones episode. Everyone who knows the name is aware that Jennifer Connelly is no stranger to nude scenes, so to make this post special, I’ll be taking it all the way back to 1990′s The Hot Spot, in which she did her first ever nude scene. One amongst many, in fact. This movie has almost enough nudity to classify it as a porno. The only problem is that with the exception of this scene here, it’s pretty scattered. Virginia Madsen is nude in it a lot, but the angles are never good and props are always in the way. I gotta be honest, it was kinda frustrating trying to fap to it while it’s rolling.
This scene saves it, though. We see Jennifer Connelly naked when she’s skinny dipping in a lake with Debra Cole. Although the camera is pretty far away, we get a nonetheless clear shot of the two of them frolicking about completely naked after getting out of the water. There is full frontal nudity from Debra Cole, but at this point, we only see ass and some sideboob from Jennifer Connelly… right up until she moves to lay down. As she’s bending over, she sticks her crotch out just enough that the light catches it, giving the camera an open look at her ladyparts. Now, I have my suspicions that she’s wearing some sort of modesty tape, but I haven’t been able to confirm that, so I’ll leave the images out for y’all to decide. After that part, we get a nice close-up shot of Debra Cole and Jennifer Connelly topless as they exchange some words and loving touches.
Even without Jennifer Connelly, The Hot Spot is a pretty solid film. It’s almost got a film-noir-y vibe to it, but instead of dark city streets, it’s set in hot rural Texas. Sadly, a blu-ray has not yet been released, so we’ll have to settle for the DVD for our source material. Not quite 1080p, but better than nothing, right? Clip and caps of Jennifer Connelly nude in The Hot Spot are below.
What is there possibly to say about a third sequel of a direct-to-video franchise produced by Syfy? Momma always taught me to keep my mouth shut if I have nothing nice to say, so I’ll focus this review on only a certain half-a-minute of the film: the Scarlett Byrne nude scene. As I watched Lake Placid: The Final Chapter, I spent every scene with Scarlett Byrne in it saying to myself, “Goddamnit, I know this actress from somewhere, but where?” Finding her name on IMDB did nothing to remind me, but following the link to her credits did. Scarlett Byrne had the minor but noticeable role of Pansy Parkinson in the last three Harry Potter films.
Yes, fine, I confess I watched all of the Harry Potter films, but hey, that made seeing Scarlett Byrne naked all that much more satisfying. In the scene in question, she leads a future corpse away from a beach camp fire into a bus, where she straddles him and pulls her tank top off, no bra underneath, and gets it on with him. That’s where Scarlett Byrne’s nude scene ends and another begins. It transitions directly to two unnamed, uncredited extras splashing water over each others’ bare boobies in the dark lake while a creepy fat dude watches… and then something horribly predictable happens, but let me not spoil this delicate, classy piece of art any further for you.
This is usually the part of the posts where I quickly throw in why, apart from the nude scenes, you should watch the movie, but in this case, I’m gonna have to stick with “to see Scarlett Byrne nude” as the primary justification. Alternatively, if you get together with some friends and a lot of alcohol, you can watch it and pretend it’s a comedy. Actually, I think it’s listed as such on IMDB. It gets hard to tell when the humor is intentional and when it’s not with these low-budget films. Anyway, clip and caps of the Scarlett Byrne nude scene are below, taken from the DVD. No blu-ray is being distributed, sadly.
Nominated for multiple Emmys and Golden Globes, HBO brings us yet another classy production stocked to the brim with nude scenes. The 1996 TV film was one of two features released in that year, the other being Normal Life, demonstrating Ashley Judd’s willingness to bare her glorious cans for the camera.
It’s naught less than a sin that Norma Jean and Marilyn has yet to be released on Blu-ray, but in lieu of the HD wonder that may be, here are the clips and caps from the DVD of the introductory dream scene and the iconic photo shoot reenactment.
In all honesty, The Magdalene Sisters is a rather unerotic film. Set in 60s Ireland, it tells the rarely heard story of the Magdalene asylums and the horrifying abuses therein. That said, it also happens to contain the only nude scene ever done by stunning Irish actress, Nora Jane Noone, whom you may recognize from shitty films such as Doomsday, Legend of the Bog and The Descent (left to right).
Sadly, a blu-ray edition has not been released for this film, so enjoy the bushy full-frontal offering in a less spectacular but nonetheless fappable DVD format.
If you’ve been watching AMC’s The Walking Dead, and you’re as much a social butterfly as I am, then the first thing you probably did after Season 2′s opening episode was go to Google and type in “magi green teh walkind dead noodz”. If the story sounds familiar so far, then you were probably also devastated by the fact that there were no results.
The first spike in Lauren Cohan fap fantasies started in 2007 with her role in Season 3 of The CW’s Supernatural, and similar frustrations were had. The most curious part of this all is that there actually has been a nude scene all along… kinda.
Anyone who’s watched the painfully formulaic college film that is Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj will remember a scene with a pillow as well as how much they wished that pillow wasn’t there. Well, turns out that if you do a frame-by-frame scan, the pillow isn’t covering the goods 100% of the time. Observe…
See! That’s, like, 5 pixels!
Most regrettable, of course, is the fact that this film has not yet been released for Blu-ray, so the best I could get is from the DVD release, which is in a rather piddly 853 x 480 resolution. Here is the clip, the shots from the GIF one by one, and few more from the scene. Also, don’t forget the bonus GIFset on the official Tumblr.