I introduced Orange Is the New Black the other day with Taryn Manning’s titties, but she’s not actually the lead of the show. So today I’ll be putting up the Taylor Schilling nude scenes to give y’all a better idea of what to expect. Now, I gotta say, the Boston-born actress was truly a trooper for the series. In the very first scene we see her in, she’s nude. Then in the very next scene we see her in, she’s nude again. Then in the third scene we have of her, she’s still nude and squirming around, the camera panning down her body to give us as full a look as they dared. It’s incredible. Definitely a hell of a way to start a show. Let’s go through the scenes one by one.
The very first time we see Taylor Schilling naked in Orange Is the New Black would be the shot you’ve no doubt already seen plastered all over the internet. She’s in a shower, all wet and naked, and a similarly-naked Laura Prepon comes up from behind her and embraces her as they make out. Netflix sure as fuck know how to introduce a character. The very next shot is not particularly graphic by comparison. Here we see Taylor Schilling nude and reclining back in a bathtub against her boyfriend, played by nudity-and-awkwardness veteran, Jason Biggs. Her hands are actually covering her breasts here, so like I said, it’s not the most gratuitous of nude scenes, but it’s worth pointing out that by this point we still haven’t seen her wearing clothes.
And that trend continues for the very next shot, which shows her still completely naked, but this time in a prison shower. We’re treated to a quick shot of her ass here, but unfortunately, that’s the first and last time we see it. Her breasts, however, stay on the screen for a long time. While washing up, another inmate comes over to politely suggest she get out of the shower stall. Our naive heroine, Piper Chapman, doesn’t get the hint, and ends up getting pulled out with a little bit more force. As she struggles with her towel, we get a lot of flashes of her wonderful boobies, which even the other prisoner describes as being like “them TV titties”, which is either a reference to their delicious perkiness, or a postmodern meta-joke.
When this string of nude scenes ends, the show enters a bit of a dry spell as far as nudity goes. The next time we see Taylor Shilling naked is right at the end of the season, in the last episode, where she gets confronted in the shower once again, this time with a prison shank instead of light-hearted mockery. We get some full body shots here, but her crotch is covered by her one hand for all of these, and her breasts are covered by her other arm for most of them. Nevertheless, towards the end of the scene, she lets go of her sweater puppies, and we get a good look at them as she washes them and then dries them off while conversing with another prisoner.
That’s it for the nudity from the show, and sadly, there are no more Taylor Schilling nude scenes in any of her other films. However, Orange Is the New Black has been renewed for a second season, and if Netflix decide to market it like they did the first season, then the first episode will probably be chock full of naked women again, which will hopefully include another offering or two from the beloved protagonist. OK now don’t hate, but I’m still tripping over the encoding for the video clips. I managed to cut the nude scene from the first episode, but not the one from the last. So below you’ll find only that one clip, but the caps are from both episodes, so it’s all there… kinda.